Someone kill me now (Paused)

Oh Hell Naw

Okay people I've wrote this story before, but it was deleted so now I have to do this thing again please enjoy or leave (but I will find you😠 jk😀)

I was walking through a garden full of flowers. I couldn't see for some reason but I could feel the plants which was strange also. I turn my head as i hear around 3 kids laughing. I smiled, ive always had a small spot in my heart for kids....until they steal your food, then they shall die. "Mommy look, I studied the entire dictionary!" I listened in aw, I can't study a sentence! My vision cleared and I saw two people. a beautiful blond woman who looked to be in her early 30's and a small blackish purple haired boy with the biggest book I've ever seen, and he  looked about 11! They were wearing real old school clothes almost Victorian era styled clothes. I was wearing some also, it was a black corset top with a ruffled skirt, it wasn't that bad and I normally hate things like this. "Where's your brother at?" The female said.... Forget about her being beautiful, she's a bitch not even looking at her son. I was so angry that I stomped over to the marble table they were sitting at and slammed my hand on the table scaring them both. And with the most intimidating smile I have ever made I said, "Listen here miss high and mighty, Your son is showing you his accomplishments so I suggest that you listen before I lose my patients and punch a hole in your face!" I looked at the boy and grabbed his hand,"Come here and show me what you know okay?! Now what's your name?" And he looked at me and had the most breath taking smile I've ever seen.."Reiji"

"Yuki! Yuki wake up sis we're here!" I opened my eyes and reluctantly returned to the real world...we were moving to a so called 'relatives' house. I looked at my sister, she was wearing a black tank top with a pink sweater, black shorts and brown boots (i forgot what she had on). While I was wearing:

With black combat boots. The limo stopped and there was a big house-I mean FREAKING MANSION!! "You know what Yui, I changed my mind I'm not mad about moving let's go!" I got out the car and noticed the moving guy about to drop my weapons. I ran over to help, "Hey y'all better be careful or I will have to kill you!" "YUKI!" I sighed, she doesn't like it when I fight.

*SKIP TO WHEN THEY GET INSIDE CAUSE I KNOW YOU PEOPLE ARE BORED*

When got inside it felt cold and just plain sad, the house looks sorta Victorian Era but almost Black Butler like Vampire Fangirl meter 10%. "Maybe they didn't know we were coming?" "Well they need to start knowing cause I'm wet and it's cold out here!" I yelled as loud as I could. "Shhhh, what if they're sleep?!" She looked at something and ran to the left leaving me . I grumbled, "She's going to get us killed one day!" I jerked up when I heard a scream. "YUI! Are you okay!?" I ran the way she went only to see her pinned down by a redhead that was licking her neck and two words came to my mind, "Vampires and kinky" I stopped running when I heard a voice, "Ayato what it's the meaning of this?" I smiled at his kindness, "Take your personal activities to your room!" His death will be painful. It seemed they haven't noticed me....well let's go find the kitchen I'm hungry.

After 5 years I found the glorious kitchen that is the size of a TV cooking show kitchen from something like, hells kitchen or Halloween wars. And right in the middle of the island in the kitchen, was the most beautiful chocolate cake I've ever seen. "They wouldn't mind off I took a slice right?" I mumbled as I walk over with my pocket knife. (At this moment we knew, She's fucked up)

Don't do it Yuki

Who the he'll are you!?

I'm the you that makes smart choices

Okay then let me guess, don't take a slice?

Are you out of your mind! of course take a slice, just have some decency and use a plate!

I smiled and went to the cabinet, then frowned. I'm losing my mind talking to myself...I'm crazy!

No wait.... See your not crazy, I found your mind right here she's doing her nails. Oh nice color choice blue suits you.

I ignored them and walked over with my plate and began cutting the cake. When I was done cutting I sat behind the counter so no-one would see me. I was going for another slice when I heard a small voice.

"Teddy I think we should eat the ca-AHHH!" I jumped at how loud he was. I heard More steps come in the kitchen, how many are there?

Well luckily I was listening to your father while you were waiting to watch Black Butler and he said that there were 10

10! Me and YUI will be raped by the end of the week!

Um...well you said you liked kids right?

If you weren't in the same body as me I would have slapped you. Anyway let's try and get out of here. I scooted to the left to the side door. Thank you for two way exits! Almost to the- "Smell....Kanato, they....are...still...here"

Who the hell is that and does he have speaking problems?

Shut up that's rude....but did he say smell? Vampire Fangirl meter 40%

Dont be ridiculous he probably smells you

I don't wear perfume unless I have to.

It's it that time of the month and you forgot to change?

No. It's next week......IF THEY ARE VAMPIRES I'M GOING TO DIE TOMORROW!

Good luck

Hey don't leave me! "Your right Azusa, I can hear their heart racing it's exciting!" Vampire fangirl meter 60% And why did that sound so wrong to me? I started panicking and decided of taking a risk. "Ahhhhh!" I hoped over the island and ran the the door...

Hah cliffhanger!.....alright fine just a little more.

I've been running for like ever!

You could have stopped hours ago they aren't chasing you

And you tell me. That NOW! Where have you been?

Um nowhere...another voice comes in, hey babe, what's up

.....yeah I'm going crazy

Actually your not, that was just your hormones

But I'm a girl so is he gay?

Not sure...DOOR!

As I came back to my senses I realized im in front of a door- "Ow shit-takimushroms!

What?!

I was About to answer but the door I hit opened. When I looked up I met a face about as surprised as mine. "Reiji?"

Wow this is the longest first chapter I've ever done. And I even did some extra for you ungrateful people. Also, um I need some comments if you want more. Also tell me who your favorite brother is doesn't matter witch season I've watched both and nearly committed suicide on how freaking plain the story was. I mean that was a waste of my sexy Subaru Sakamaki (don't judge me I know I have issues) By for now my young Samurai