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Shrek's POV
It was a hot summer dai as I hopped out mi onion carrage into the burning son. i walkeded oer to the sidewalkes and shoved my toes throgh my booties so i would having sandals becauz it was hot and my crackes were sweating. i wus walking to the stoar to the dolla make me holla tree beecuz it was white friday and everything was 100 dollhairs. whatta cheep price aw hells yeah 1!!1
i pushed open the doors with my 33 feet weewee peepee but since i was as soft as a kitti kit pussi, it was only 2 inchers. i went to wolk in the door and i runned into a hot ass boi mm yeah fuck mi up daddi type boi and my jaw dropped all the way throu the ground to the asian lands (shina) and landed on my big fat green ass crusti ass head.
the boi had his iphone 69 in his lefty handy and was doin a musicallery and movin his hand all thru his greasy hotdog hair. wen he seen me he pulled his hand out his hair and had grease dripin down onta tha ground and it waas so much i could cook french fries wid dat. he flickered his hand so it all would fall ovv and lookd at me with those asian shit clolered eyes and bit his itty bitty titty ditty and crusty dusty rusty lip. his shirt flewwed away and he had is becomed utlamiate fuckiddy boii daddy fuck me up in the pussy cat whole.
i closed my mouth and said "hlo handsome boi can i tuche ur p p what is ur naem i must know this for when i make the love to you" he replied " my naime is jacob sartorius but you can call me daddy shnukum wookums lovin dovin big ol weeiner peeiner suck um duck um doggi style fuck her in the pussy scrummdiddilyumtious saggytitties sandwhich boi or jakbbub or just jacob" wow his nik nam is so beautiflu
"okay i shall call u daddy my lord, you are so beautiflul plees take me in to you're home and show me you're things and let me put mi pecker in ur hotdog bun hol and giv u the ultmaite pleas so u feel so good dad opplease master" i said. he said "ofcourse my big green booger, cum plae wit my tic tac and i can sho u all my cool things and y shrine for my lord and savior...........................................................................................papi. PAPI IS MY SUGAR DADDY HUHHHHHHHHH IF U DONT LOVE PAPI I WILL STICK A STAPLE IN UR FOT JUST LIKE KATIE WHOM KNOW ONE NO;S ABOUT!1?1 pls cum with me so i can make u cmoe on my thomas the train engine bed sheets and lick up all my good juicies and greace PLS call me dadi and walk with me thru life"
after that we left the dolhair and i rode on his tiny baby leprechaun ears to his house and when we got their i met his mommers who baked us a banana and deep fried us some water adn let us go up to his room to have our gr8 super fun m8 time.
wehen we raeched his room all my cloths melted off my body and were soaked into my big grass colorsed nipples for easi acsess l8r and i ewtn over to jaycobe and inhaled all his clothsing except for hsi spong boob thong and flippd him over like a grilled cheese and told him "get ready my daddy slut master you are about to have to bestest restest funnest dunnest most pleasering 50 shades of shrek boom zoom room room hot hot hot hot seximexi™ very nice nicenice but hole back door mangina fun times, i will giv u the love you deserve my daddy" and with tthat i plunged my self into him.
tu be continured
