Chapter 3: Roses and Thornes

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   Hello citizens of the internet (and Janet). This is chapter 3 of my thing sooo... Enjoy!

   After a slightly eventful day I got home and sighed, laying in bed, phone in hand and the napkin in the other. "What to do..." I whispered to myself. I wanted to text, maybe even call him, but was rethinking it over and over again.

What if I scared him away? What if he though I was weird? What if I was rushing things? What if he didn't even like me? Ugh!!! Why do I have to make everything so complicated!?

"Hey Hyacinth!" yelled my annoying sister, Rose in my ear, making me flinch. "Hi Rose..." I said annoyed. "What are you doing little brother?" she asked, "Oh! What's this~".

"What's wha-" I suddenly noticed both my phone and napkin where gone.
"Hey!!! Give that back!!!" I shrieked.
Rose was typing away on my phone. This was not good.

I got up and tackled the Spawn of Satan and tried getting my phone back from the clutches of my evil sister....

Only to end up shoved away.

why am i so weeeeeak!?

"Oh my... You got Paul's number! Paul Woodrow's Number!?" she said, still typing. "Yes, now give it back!" I yelled.
"Oh. Lemme see... Hey cutie. Wanna eat lunch with me again sometime?"
"ROSE GIVE IT BAAACK!!!"
"Um. If you would like me too..."
"ROSE I WILL TELL MOM YOU WHERE MAKING OUT WITH THE DELIVERY BOY"
"You. Wouldn't. Dare."

I looked at her and gave her my bitchiest face. "Try me." I said. Rose then gave the phone back and looked at me with the scariest face, leaving my room. I sighed and looked at my phone.

Paul: Hey cutie, wanna have lunch with me again sometime?

Hyacinth: Um... If you would like me too...

Paul was typing. Oh god I'm going to kill her!!! Well... At least to attempt it...

Paul: Of course I would. Meet me at the same table.

I sighed. I didnt wanna seem like a jerk and let him eat alone. Plus, my sister already arranged it... "Welp. Guess I'm going to have lunch with him again" I said, laying in bed.

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   There you go people! My third try at a new chapter. Hopefully you people like it. And I was wondering if I should do a Christmas themed thing cus im holiday trash af. Byyye.

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