The life of a certain otaku

More cringe!

Ohhhhhh?????? What's thiiiiiiis? More cringe that I can laugh about every time I remind myself of my story???????
Jolly.

Well, this chapter, is another romance-I mean-uh- crush related-a-as in he like me not I like him type of crush related way-not the other way around-o-or defiantly not mutual f-feelings..goodness gracious.

WARNING: SOME MORE. INTENSE. CRINGE MATERIAL.

Guess What. I've been shipped, again. But this time, he likes me. "Wow Sydney! Someone actually likes you! Good job! You won't actually die alone! I guess I lost the my side of the bet!" Darn you.......

And so. People continue to ship harder, and harder every time I either do the following:
-look at him
-talk to him (usually awkward conversations..)
-is near him
-get partnered up with him
-get a seating plan next to him (thank you btw band teacher)
-and have any-LITERALLY-any physical contact with him—the crowds go wild.

And there's this one guy, THIS ONE. GUY. Who's actually one of my friends, and one of his friends (let's just call "the crush on me" dude t.o.p) is my euphonium buddy, so he sits next to me. And all he does is fanboy about THE SHIP SAEON. DURING. BAND. So while our band teacher told us to be quiet so we could hear to the music, he starts talking. About. Me, and the t.o.p.

Ex:
Annoying dude: hey Sydney, do you like t.o.p??
Me: no, now be quiet.
Annoying dude: what?? Why don't you like him??!!
Me: cuz.
Annoying dude: but you two are so perfect for each other!! I swear you both will be together in four months.
Me: are you sure about that. And how would you even know if I'd do that or not??
VERY ANNOYING DUDE: Because you two where dating in my dream.
Me: ...
Me: *starts laughing out loud*
Band teacher: shhhh
Me: *sighs*
Me: are you serious.
EXTREMELY ANNOYING DUDE: yea! I had a dream where I put the people in our class together.
Me: ...*sighs*
ANNOYING GUY: look, you can tell me if you have a crush on t.o.p. I'll make the adjustments ....he'd probably do anything for you. He even bought you a bunch of kit-cat on your birth day!
Me: *starts smiling like an idiot*
Bald guy: ohhh.....you definitely like him. *starts doing secret sign language between him and t.o.p and starts mouthing "she like you!!"*
T.o.p: *starts smiling and looks over at me and starts mouthing his words of confusion* *uses secret sign language and skills of communication to ask annoying guy what's going on*
Me: *attempts to join into the sign language party and start mouthing words like "I don't" or " don't listen sto him! He lying"*
Band teacher: what is going on back there???
Me, t.o.p, and annoying bald dude: go silent but still smiling at each other.

That was a great example I tell you. Extremely common.

I don't like t.o.p! I swear! If I did, I wouldn't tell anyone. ;)