our Love will Always bee Alively

the beginning of something new?

Hi my name is Olivia Ray McSopperson and I have short floppy hair like a ray of sunshine (that's how I got my name) that almost reaches my neck and warm brown eyes like melting chocolate and a lot of people tell me a look like Shannon McImnotputtingherlastnameontheinternet (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) I'm not related to Keemstar but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a trashbag but my Twitter notifications are full of senpai mentions. I have pale white skin. I'm also a meme queen and I go to a school called YouTube High with all my internet friends where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm phan trash (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly phan merch. I love danandphilshop.com™ and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a Dan and Phil Pixel People Pocket T-Shirt™ with a Dan and Phil Whisker Necklace Pendant™, black leggings (to show off my glorious thicc thighs) and matching black converse. I was wearing bad foundation, with ugly hair and holding a list of my daily schedule. I was walking outside YouTube High. It was snowing and raining, or even sleeting, so there was no sun which I was very happy about. A lot of normies stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Olivia!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.... Hailey McLivsfuturewife!

"What's the dank new memes Hailey?" I asked.

"Nothing." she said Awkwardly (thus Relatabley™).

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

A/N IS it dank? PLZ tell me thank!