"One long lukesoka fight later"
Ahsoka: WHATEVER LUKE I AM DIVORCING YOU
Luke: FINE I'LL BE KILLING AJ ANYWAY
Anakin: *runs in* YOU BROKE UP YAY-WAIT.....DIVORCED?! YOU ARE MARRIED?!
Ahsoka: Typo. I meant to say we're breaking up.
Anakin: oh.
Anakin: WELL THATS GOOD. I WOULD BE WILLING TO ROLL AROUND IN SAND FOR THIS MOMENT YAS.
Shaak Ti: Actually I like sand but I would marry Obi Wan for this moment.....and that says something.
Obi Wan: HEY WHAT DID I DO?!
Everyone else:....where did you come from?
Obi Wan: I'm pals with Ezra. Cause remember.
Ezra and Obi Wan: We're always watching.
Ahsoka: *whispering to Luke* we need a lock for our room.
Anakin: DID YOU SAY OUR ROOM WAT
Ahsoka: Ya we're back together.
Anakin: *dies*
Luke: Don't be dramatic dad.
Anakin: *IS ACTUALLY DEAD*
Ahsoka:....I think he's actually dead.
Luke: Oh? How?
Anakin: *has died from a heart attack*
Poe: Feels bruh. Waffles anyone?
Shaak Ti: *force pushes Poe away*
Ahsoka: Awww! Mom! You follow in my footsteps! I knew I got that from someone!
Anakin: *is revived*
Luke: Aw DANG. I wish he would've stayed dead.
Anakin:......excuse me?
Luke: Oh whoops.
Anakin: Son you are grounded!
Luke: YOU CANT MAKE ME YOU ARENT MY MOM!
Padmé: LUKE ANAKINISANAMAZINGDAD SKYWALKER! YOU GET TO YOUR ROOM!
Luke: Yes Mom....wait I'm in my room...
Padmé: DONT GET SMART WITH ME.
Luke: *backs away*
Ahsoka: *is laughing at Luke's middle name*
Luke: Shut up Ahsoka.
Ahsoka: *slaps luke*
Luke: OW
Anakin: *laughs* HAHAH SUCKER
Ahsoka: Anyway what should we do Luke?
Luke: Eachother?
Everyone else: ........
Anakin: *has another heart attack*
More randomness! LOL. Hope you enjoyed! ~Jade R
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Lukesoka
FanfictionA fan fiction for one of the weirdest, and cutest ships ever. Lukesoka. (Note we pretend it's Return of the Jedi Luke and Rebels Ahsoka)
