Lukesoka

Secret Weddings

Ahsoka: I can't believe I'm marrying Luke omg

Luke: I know I'm literally freaking out right now

Ahsoka: you're freaking out?! You're the one who proposed!

Luke: Oh yea that's right.

Anakin: How long have you both been dating again?

Luke: 2 days.

Ahsoka: *nods*

Anakin: Kriffing heck. Even I dated Padmé for like a week before we married!

Ahsoka: Bruh. A week? Dude.

Shaak Ti: Everyone knew...it was so obvious.

Ahsoka: Tell me about it.

Anakin: YOU KNEW?!

Ahsoka: ANAKIN DUDE CATCH UP WITH THE TIMES OH MY KRIFF YOU WERE SO OBVIOUS ABOUT IT!

Shaak Ti: The entire Jedi council attended the wedding secretly.

Padmé: Is THAT what that splash in the water I heard was?!

Anakin: I thought it was a fish!

Shaak Ti: *pulling out wedding photos* And here's when you both first kissed by that lake house, and here's-

Anakin: YOU WERE THERE WHAT?!

Obi Wan: Least they didn't find out about my wedding to Satine.

Shaak Ti: *pulls out another stack* And here's Obi Wan and Satines wedding!

Ahsoka: Oh yea I was there with Master Yoda before I became Anakins padawan.

Anakin: Oh I forgot I went to that.

Obi Wan: *facepalms*

Luke: Please no secret wedding guests at our wedding.

Poe: I have 97 loth cats coming.

Ahsoka: .......

Poe: Have you got enough Loth cat food?

Luke: .....

Anakin: *tosses Poe a bag of loth cat food* I bought extra.

Poe: Oh cool if not I mean I already used your credit card to buy 50 bags so this'll help.

Anakin: Yea sure-WAIT YOU WHAT?!

Poe: Yea that password though. I am the boss forever snips skyguy is the boom. Funny man.

Anakin: HOW DID YOU GUESS THAT?!

Padmé: At least it's not something like "Padméisthebest"

Poe: His checking account code is "Padmemyladythebestwifeeveriamobsessed"

Padmé: *steps away*

Ahsoka: Really? Like really?

Lmao this chapter tho 😂😂😂