Sinnet and Elbat

Sinnet is a blender. A Hamilton Beach Wave Maker® model 56221, to be exact. He moves around using tank treads attached to the bottom of his feet, and he has bendable arms on the sides of the blender, one of them where the handle should have been. His face is somehow attached to the front of the blender cup. How? I don't know. Cartoon characters work in mysterious ways.

Personality-wise, Sinnet is a fun guy, to put it quite frankly. His favorite activities include dancing, singing, and stealing candy from babies. One of those three statements is wrong, can you guess which one?

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Yep. Sinnet hates singing.

Other than that, Sinnet is very social. On weekends he goes out with his other robot kitchen appliance friends to the mall. He acts very flamboyant, but he's not gay. You can tell because he has a fiancee. Who is she? Well, Sinnet lkes to keep that a secret.

Elbat is a toaster. Nobody knows what kind of toaster he is, because he's so old that the sticker on his bottom that tells what manufacturer he's from has long since worn out. He has two stubby feet and arms that are like Sinnet's but much less useful. He has a quite stern and grumpy face, which is also sorta like Sinnet's. The handles that once served as the....toaster-starter things......are now Elbat's eyebrows. They do the job pretty well when it comes to eyebrow-iness.

Personality-wise, Elbat is grumpy. He's really, really grumpy. He's so grumpy, in fact, that if you watched the movie "Two Grumpy Men" 5,000 times in a row, it wouldn't match how grumpy Elbat usually is. I actually have never seen that movie, I just chose it because no other movies have the word "Grumpy" in the title. Elbat's favorite activities include reading the newspaper all day and mindlessly ranting about things.

You see, Sinnet and Elbat are roommates. They live in a crappy apartment in Downtown Minneapolis, MN. They usually get along, despite their conflicting emotions. They've been roomates for 15 years, so they've gotten used to it. Life was simple....

UNTIL ONE DAY.....