If you and someone ever gets into a slap fight (typically a girl and girl) and they say:
Someone: UGH! You broke my nail!
You: No, you broke your nail from the blowjobs that you gave to half the football team.
And walk away like a boss.
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The Epic Comeback Book TWO: By WatchYourProfanity
HumorPart Two of The Epic Comeback Book.
