WAYS TO WIN ROSE WEASLEY'S HEART ! SCOROSE

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rose granger-weasley if you're reading this, please stop.

as you can tell there is no magical lock or secret code because i think that, if someone's found this book, they'll probably try to open it in all the ways possible anyway so what's the point of keeping it locked with the high risk of me losing the key or forgetting the passcode?

( although i let albus think there was a secret pin for the longest time because it was amusing to see him tirelessly cast the alohomora spell over and over before even thinking of just opening it like a normal sane person )

anyway, this book is obviously not for the general public, if you bothered to read the first sentence, and i'd be absolutely mortified if it ended up published on some, i don't know, scetchy fanfic site like the one lily's always on. it doesn't even have to be a scetchy fanfic site, i'm just generally talking about the internet or rose/ you (??) herself.

merlin's beard, the very thought of that.

so long story short, i will try my best to keep this book as safe and private as possible with little to no one ever knowing of its existence ever.

(except albus of course, since he already knows :p )

and again, rose granger-weasley / anyone that is not me, please stop reading. i'll send you quality memes everyday for a year. just please, return this to me (scorpius malfoy) if lost and found !!

thank you, and that is all.