The Slayer and The Kryptonian

 “Mr. Howard is so heinous, I got a C+ on the test and he tells me… “You have no sense of history,” Buffy said while expressing her feelings to her two best friends Cordelia Chase and Harmony Kendall. They had gone to the movies on a Friday night but found their conversation to be much more interesting. “You got a C+? I can’t believe I cheated off you.” Cordelia complained. Buffy continued eating her popcorn before continuing the conversation. “Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I’m ever going to Spain Anyway!” Right before Harmony could chime in, pieces of popcorn came flying at their heads. “Hey!” Cordelia shouted as they all turned around to see four guys sitting behind them. One of them Buffy recognized to be her next door neighbor Clark Kent. She personally found him pretty dreamy to look at and his shy and awkward personality was incredibly cute but she knew her friends would never approve and if she lost her friends she lost all popularity.

“Well if it isn’t Xander Harris and his band of freaks.” Cordelia said smirking at her own joke.

“Wow Cordy must of taken you all do to come up with that one.” Xander said mockingly.

Buffy leaned over her seat resting her elbows on the top part of her chair while looking at Clark who seemed to be pretty embarrassed by the whole thing and wouldn’t look up from the ground. “Hey neighbor.” Buffy said kindly while Cordelia and Xander continued to bicker on with Pete, Jesse, and Harmony all joining in. “Hey!” Clark said in response, his face completely lighting up the moment he realized Buffy noticed him. “So, how is it that you always beat me to school?” She asked trying to make friendly conversation but at the same time truly curious. “I always see you waiting for the bus and then as soon as I’m being dropped off I see you walking in the front doors.” She said giving him an extraordinary smile that made him want to melt right there. “Uh…I…I get rides from time to time from my dad.” Clark said slapping on his most believable smile. Buffy was seriously swooning right now. His smile was mesmerizing. “Cool” She said dreamily. “Can everyone just shut up I still want to know what happens!” Jesse erupted. Buffy turned to him with a taunting smile on her face. “Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde in the nightie…who finally kills the monster with a machete, but it’s not really dead.” Jesse glares at her with a rage that could heat the sun for years. “I’m out!” He says raising his hands in the air and walking out of the theatre. The rest of the guys get up from their seats and follow him out. “Bye Clark.” Buffy says raising her hand and waving goodbye. He smiles and waves back. “Oh my God, No!” Cordelia shouted. Buffy and Harmony both looked at her as if she were crazy.

“You are so digging Clark Kent, the farm boy!” Cordelia whispered excitedly. Buffy blushed and grabbed her things. “Oh my God, it’s true! Whitney would freak if he ever found out.” Cordelia said with fire lighting in her eyes.

 “I think he’s cute, that’s all. If you tell Whitney he’ll blow things completely out of proportion.” Buffy pleaded. Cordelia smiled and put her hand on Buffy’s.

 “I would never tell him. Whatever we say between the three of us stays between the three of us.” Cordelia said wrapping Buffy and Harmony in a group hug.        

“I can’t believe she gave away the ending like that.” Jesse said expressing his disappointment to his best friends as they walked out of the theatre. “How you can like a girl like her I will never understand Clark.” Jesse said as they passed by a group of jocks. “She talked me.” Clark said completely not paying attention to what Jesse was saying. “Clark man you gotta get over her. Not only does she have a boyfriend who happens to be the head quarterback of our school and who happens to be making out with her right now. But, she’s also the most air-headed blonde I have ever met in my life.” Pete said, turning Clark around to see her wrapping her arms around Whitney Fordman’s neck.