Travis: HEY, YOU! *Clears throat* Are you a slice of pizza? Because I'd like a large pizzathatass..
Reader Choice 1
*kills Travis to death*
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Reader Choice 2
*giggles* Sure thing, bIG BOY.
(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
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Reader Choice 3
(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
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Reader Choice 4
* d i e s *
