Forever My Maid.

Avocados Prevent Soft Heads

Misaki sat in the car, in a bit of a daze. She had just found out that she was two months pregnant. She was earnestly wondering how this fact had avoided her for so long. How could she not know that she was pregnant for so long? at least she was only in her first trimester, but.. How could this be happening to her? She had never really thought to take birth control, or anything, but she had never though of having children either. In fact, it was absolutely the last thing on her mind. They would have to buy a new house..Think of baby names, going to Doctor. Yamaguchi every time she blinked an eye. It was scary, but also, a bit exciting. Something of her very own was growing inside of her. Something nobody could ever take away from her.

  Of course, her idiot husband was all smiles. She hadn't seen him this so happy since she told him the big, "Yes,"

"If It is a boy, I want to name him-"

Misaki cut him off, "Er, no. We are not naming it yet. Its not even a fetus yet!" She grumbled, slithering down in her seat, staring down at her stomach. But maybe it wont be so bad to have a child..

Takumi only chuckled, as he continued driving past their apartment building.

  "Uh... excuse me, but where are we going? We find out that you got me pregnant, so you plan to kidnap me?!" She exclaimed, staring out of the window.

" You worry too much." Takumi smiled for a second, and gave a sly smile. "Worrying gives you premature wrinkles, prez, and we know how held up on your looks you are." 

And from Misaki, he got the most disgusted, hated face she could manage, the car smelling a bit like doom.

She watched him drive on that pretty bright day, looking for something to critique, but of course, came up empty handed.He was good at mostly everything, and it made her so angry, that she suddenly went into a rage of chopping at his shoulder.

"Are you actually trying to get us killed, Misa-chan?" He batted his eyelashes at her as he continued to drive perfectly.

"Only you, you damn degenerate.."

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"Where are we?" She barked at her husband, staring out of the car window. 

All that could be seen were trees, at that second."We are at a place." Takumi replied, as he slowly pulled into a stop at the driveway of their new home.

Getting out of the car, and making a point to slam the door shut, Misaki stared up at the "House,"

It was beautiful, Breathtaking even. She stared up at the grand, full two story house, covering her mouth. It truly was magnificent, from the white quaint fencing, to the grey exterior. After a moment, Takumi took her hand, and led her to the front door.

"Takumi.... This is our new house?" She whispered, following after him like a ghost.

Takumi said nothing, as he lead her into the living room.

where they found Suzuna.

"So, I hear you're knocked up, sis." She said, as casually as ever, as if it hadn't been months since  they last saw each other.

''Suzuna?!" Misaki was ripped out of her flurry, looking from Her sister, to her husband, and back and forth repeatedly.

"Suzuna, did Takumi say we could eat the ice cream in the fridge?'' Hinata then arrived from the kitchen, scratching his head, and then blanking when he saw Misaki and Takumi.

"Cheese-chan, put it away. That's Misaki's special pregnant people food. Onii-chan, I wont a prize in a magazine the other day. Its a basket of avocados. I read somewhere that it makes children not have soft heads."

Misaki then looked at Takumi, then Suzua, Then Hinata, then the avocado basket, then all four again frantically.

After doing this for 20 minutes, Misaki looked at her husband, asking silently for an explanation of some sort.

"Your sister, and her cheese came to visit us. I was pretty sure you were pregnant, so I called them last night. Those avocados look nice-

"Stop talking about the avocados, you idiot! You knew and you didn't tell me?! What the hell?! Idiot!!!" She then continued, bashing her beloved husband in the throat.

"I forgot how much they fight.." Hinata whispered to Suzuna, taking a bite of one of the avocados.

"They should be more like us, really." Suzuna agreed, taking a bite out of his avocado as well, watching the two quarrel.

"There is a human growing in me, and you knew and wouldn't tell me!? You tell those two first?!" 

And this whole screaming party went on for quite some time. At some point, Takumi was actually dodging avocados.