Kids (Discontinued)

Again, Dobe?

We had only just arrived in the town nearest to the clan head quarters when Naruto started a bar brawl. It was supposed to be a innocent drink or two, then rest. Then we would have stealthily snuck into the camp and interrogate a prisoners. Maybe kill a captive. And then torture a local. Ok, yeah, I know, super aggressive Sasuke! But how do not go at least 7 times a week to go kill some prisoners? How do you people not get bored?

Anyway, Naruto ruined that for us by drinking 4 bottles of brandy and starting the world's biggest food fight in history. It took Gaara, Shino, and I to control the angry drunks, and afterward we clear everyone's minds just so they wouldn't remember what had happened. That took nearly an hour, since there were 7 people completely sober, which only made our jobs that much harder...

Long story short, Naruto was going to get some serious punishment the second I got him to myself. I did pack some extra ropes from the leaf village... and it wouldn't hurt to go buy a dildo... Maybe I'd use four vibrators this time instead of two. OoOoOh, he'd be screaming my name then. My hands would travel down his heaving chest-

"SASUKE, yOU W-wON't beliEve wHAT I JuST THOught Bout...!" Naruto slurred into my ear. "What." I muttered while breaking the legs off of a table. WE had to make the place look as unbelievably chaotic as possible. NARUTO wasn't doing a THING. Dobe. "I IMAGIned tHat yoU AND I WERE HAVING NI-NICE AND STEAMY seX...!"

Naruto...! I growled in my head. Not. The. Time!! Gaara snickered, while Shino had his back turned to us, adjusting the positions of the passed out alcoholics. Knowing him, he wasn't affected by Naruto's horribly embarrassing remark.

Naruto swayed a little. I watched as he waved from side to side like a white flag on a forlorn ship. he staggered before righting himself. I huffed. I loved the idiot but-

The wall closest to Hinata exploded outward. Hinata gasped before getting into a fighting position. Naruto, Gaara, Shino and I quickly followed. How come we didn't sense any presence!? I thought shocked. Based on Shino and Gaara's facial expressions, they were thinking something similar. Naruto, even though heavily drunk, still remembered his training. For some reason I asked myself, what if Naruto ends up fighting like Rock Lee? Now that would be amusing. But soon my mind focused on the task at hand.

(I'M MAKING MYSELF THE BAD GUY!! NOT A REAL CHARACTER FROM THE NARUTO FRANCHISE!! Ok, I'm done.)

A brown skinned individual stepped inside the already messed up bar. Her hair was in a long braid that stopped at her belly. Her eyes were like mine: pitch black, and seemingly endless. Eyes that could be both dangerous and beautiful at the same time. She wore dark purple sailor pants with pomegranate colored bondage boots that matched her tight crop top which poorly covered her cleavage. She pursed her raspberry red lips in contempt at the scenery before her. I instantly hated her.

She looked at her surroundings, taking all of us in. She stared at me. "Do want some advice?" She spoke. I ground my teeth together visibly, so she'd get the clue. The woman sighed and looked next at Gaara. "Do you?" Just as I did, Gaara made it clear he wouldn't be making small talk. Next it was Shino. "Do you?" Shino was completely out of it. I'm sure he was aware of what was going on, since he was in a fighting position, but still. That boy was creepy, even according to my standards.

Hinata was up. The lady raised an eyebrow. "Do...?" Hinata firmly shook her head no. The lady sighed. She didn't bother with Naruto. Probably cause he was hiccuping every five seconds.

"Well, my father is coming soon. He leads this pretty big clan. I know you all are ninjas, but he's cut down your kind with little effort. So..." The girl gave the group a very pointed look. "If you want to get out of here alive, I suggest you eithier​ come with me so we can attack him, or have me fight against you, albeit reluctantly." The girl shrugged and whirled around. "He'll be here in about four minutes. I'll give you
Three to decide whether to help me lead a rebellion against him or to go against him yourself." "And don't dare try to take him with the amount of people you have now." She added quickly, turning back around.

"What reasons would you have to rebel against your father?" Shino probed. It shocked Gaara, Hinata, and I that Shino would talk. "WHAT IF SHE DOESn't w-Want to BE a bad gUy?" Naruto belched disgustingly. The woman tried to conceal it, but I knew that look anywhere. I should since
I had made that face ever since the murder of my clan.

The girls eyes glazed over in hatred. Her fists clenched together, shaking slightly. Her eyebrows narrowed so much, they formed a shallow V.

"I DON'T CARE WHO IS THE BAD GUY." She snarled at the drunk blonde, her tone malevolent and crazed. She took a shaky deep breath, realizing her outburst. Her eyes were brimming with tears and I could tell she was about to start rambling. I did it when ever someone confronted me about... about... I shoved his name out of my head. I REFUSED to think about him.

"My father murdered my boyfriend. And it wasn't any normal relationship eithier. It was the kind that even angels would be jealous of. The kind of love that kept burning and shimmering and glowing and flaring until the world itself was consumed by flame. It was a love unbreakable and true. And do you know what happened
5 days before his death? He... he..."

The lady took a moment to regain control of her voice; it was shaking with pain. Then, ever so quietly, that even as trained shinobi we had to strain to hear her, she breathed out...

"...he proposed."

The room seemed to tilt under me. My ears could hear nothing but the blood running harshly through them. I could tell I was falling, but I didn't care if I hit the champagne covered floor. That could be me and..

Me and...

Me and...

Me and Nar...

Nar...

Naru...

I felt my body lean over. I didn't feel the vomit come up from my stomach and land near a sleeping drunk. I only barely realized that there was some one shouting at me to get up. My eyes had started to cry. I never instructed them to. In fact, I was determined to have them stop. But instead the stream of tears turned into a waterfall.

That could've been me and Naruto.

The world went black.

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(December 20, Wednesday, 2017

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