The Lamp

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I went and left the room crying cuz my baby just died.

I grabbed the lamp and said "dear father is heaven please save this baby" and shoved the lamp up me,   I screamed and laughed.

  I got up and walked around,  I smiled and then went and got coffee,  I shoved it up me also and I was stuffed like turkey.

  I grabbed a fake hair piece and shoved it ok my nose.

I walked around a bit then sat down with my toothbrush

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 01, 2016 ⏰

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