A Birthday To Remember

The air is sexy as you step up to the front doors of the beach house. You're still a little bit nervous, so you dig into your pocket to look at the invitation one more time.

It reads in blood red, times new roman font:

You are cordially invited to a soiree hosted by brent smith to celebrate Wattpad's official birthday party. Dancing, drinking and hamburgers will be plentiful. We do hope to see your dumb face there. November 22nd, 2016 at happy hour. Please dress in your best hat and don't forget your shotgun for the present swap!

You take a deep breath and are about to walk inside, when the door suddenly swings with a swoosh.

You're surprised to see lars ulrick standing there in the flesh, all pretty and hot. You're not sure if you have the courage to talk to them right now, so you scurry inside like a(n) wolf and join the party, making a mental note to drum up a conversation with them later on over hot dogs.

Once inside, the party takes your breath away. Everyone is already drinking wildly on the dancefloor.

sound of maddness plays loudly from the speakers and you can't help but do the head banging. You had always shipped hawkeye and batman so you're not entirely surprised to see them pissing together in the corner. J.R.R. tolkin and Anita Morin are having a rap battle in the centre of the room, while several percy jackson fans are gushing over the latest update of the mist is gone on their phones.

The whole atmosphere is electric. It looks like valhalla on venus in the middle of singles awareness day and you can't imagine anything better.

"Happy Birthday, Wattpad," you say with a smile, "Here's to another 10 years!"

A/N okay so first story on Wattpad i might make more but this one was made with the birthday genorator and i picked all the words myself and found my self laughing hard at the product happy late B-day wattpad