Me and my vampire babies (sequel to Adopted By Jacob Sartorius)

6

"Omg bill" Hillary says
"Omg Hillary" bill responds
Hillary gets naked and kisses bill
"Wtf Hillary we're wives why are you kissing this old man who looks like a sock" I say
"Because he's my daddy" Hillary responds winking at Bill
I fight bill
Then out of nowhere bill pulls out a knife and stabs me in the stomach!
"No bill!!1!1!" I shout I can't believe this is happening
Then a fetus falls out of my stomach
"Omg the baby is dead"
Then I realize that I just technically had an abortion and abortion is murder so I go to the cops and say
"I murdered my child"
Then a cop stands up
"Becky I am your child"