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Hillary and I do it yay
"Hillary I'm pregnant and you're the father" I tell her
OMG Becky seriously I love you omg
The next day I throw up because pregnant
Then Jacob comes back
"Becky that is my babies and you know it!!!!"
The I decide to slap him
"Bad Jacob" I say
I go to doctor to find out the babies gender, baby is girl doctor says
"Wtf did you just label my baby, my baby is gonna go by they/them pronouns you transphobic racist!!"
I slap the doctor
Then it turns out the doctor is one of my dads!!!
"Dean Dad???" I ask??? "Wut r u doing here!!???!"

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