Part 51-Me

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"Me :  *Doesn't party*

Me :  *Doesn't drink*

Me :  *Doesn't sleep around*

Me :  *Doesn't get knocked up*

Me :  *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*


Parents :  WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE!!! DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING?!?!?! WHERE DID WE GO WRONG! YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE! YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD!! YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY!


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