Filthy Frank: Also called Papa Franku or "b0ss", he is of course the ringleader of this filthy freak show of autism and AdIDaS. He was a happy kid for a long time until one day the Dark Lord Chin Chin brought about the Chinpocalypse, turning most of Earth's population into freakish, insane, lycra-clad retards.
Pink Guy: One of the most well know characters in the entire series. He speaks in broken English and usually claims he has cancer. He refers to Frank as "b0ss". His rapping ability is second-to-none, although to everyone but himself he seems to be constantly spouting gibberish and convulsing on the floor. He is Frank's most trusted friend, and has been asked to do everything from collect Almond Milk from a grocery store to warning civilians of Chin Chin's return. When faced with confrontation, he often breaks into dance, to confuse and frighten his opponents. He is a Lycra with a pink skin suit.
Salamander Man: Another Lycra, Salamander Man is seemingly a deviant homosexual despite showing interest in black ass. He was born from the nipples of Pink Guy. He has a white lycra bodysuit with a ripped part at the ass end, and a "Salamander" hat on. He is almost always rubbing his nipples and screaming "NYESSSS". It is unknown how long he has been doing this, but we can assume he has lost all sensitivity in his nipples from prolonged rubbing. He is also a skilled flute player, playing the flute with his nose. Despite only saying NYESSSSSS and sometimes no, he can still communicate and be understood by all of the characters in the universe.
Lemon Guy: A mutated Lycra-lemon crossbreed, he is one of the few Lycras that can communicate in English. He rarely talks but when he does, he says shit like "Oh yeah man dats some dank kush", "21", "I'M A LEMON", and "caaaaann somebody gibe de pusi b0ss?" like Pink Guy does. He has the ability to produce weaponized lemons, which Chin Chin feared at first, however he downright sucks at it. He also has a white Lycra suit and wears a lemon on his head.
Safari Man: The stereotypical Japanese tourist, he is a creepy pervert obsessed with breasts, ass and pubic hair, and is one of the few human people that isn't a Lycra. Despite being obviously retarded, he does have a unique ability. He can spot spies from Chin Chin's realm. This assists the gang when he identifies Creepy Guy as Chin Chin in disguise.
Dick: Santa's brother, he's a lady's man who sings about not getting any pussy, he also suffers from an unknown disease he got after having sex with a woman.
Chin Chin: Also known as The Dark Lord, he is a mysterious god that everybody in the series worships. He relies heavily on sacrifices of chromosomes everyday. He kidnapped Salamander Man when Frank forgot to give him his chromosomes, and has now taken Pink Guy and banished Frank back to his dirty rice fields. He screams ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO! and can only talk that way. His eyes are also sewn shut, so he drew fake eyes over them. He wears a black Lycra suit. Had his back broken by Prometheus.
Red Dick: Pink Guy's Lycran brother who dons a red Lycra suit. He is a Japanese creature who speaks very little English and Broken Japanese.
Prometheus: A god who was created by Red Dick. He is a big huge muscular man in panties and can kill anybody by simply throwing a trash can at them. He's also one of the few white people in the entire series too. He broke the backs of Chin Chin and Pink Guy when Red Dick lost a Rock, Paper, Scissors match with Pink Guy, which followed by Pink Guy summoning Chin Chin.
Mr. Negi: An autistic root who has a tendency of dying and coming back as a new Mr. Negi.
Dr. Trill: A therapist who forced Frank out of his apartment when his neighbors whined about noise from his show.
Dad (also known as Dade): The dad of everybody in the entire series, even Chin Chin. He's an autistic, scrawny, bald man who can't talk and acts like a total everywhere he goes. Loves to vomit up chocolate on people and scream. He died of cancer, probably from Franku's filth. Also revealed to be a chocolate bald man. He is currently thought to have died after Frank couldn't save him, but there is speculation about if he remains dead.
Mr. Magic Man: A blind magician who is Frank's biggest enemy and a supposed brother of Chin Chin, he brought the meme epidemic to Frank's apartment one day. He dons a black Lycra suit and has goggles fused to his eyes.
Hurshey's Kiss: A morbidly obese faggot who dresses up like a Hershey's Kiss, he also Has a tinfoil hat on.
Alpha Centurion/The Shaman: A midget sized Azn with really big muscles. Rumored to be a shaman hailing from Taiwan.
Pookie: Franku's best friend. Has a tendency of being killed by Franku, after all he is a weeaboo rapper who thinks he has talent in making Mixtapes. He sums up everything wrong with Franku's fanbase.
Minor/Unnamed characters
Red Power Ranger: A mysterious entity who has only made very little appearances in the entire show. Dons a red power rangers lycra suit and mask. Mostly appears in music videos and was present for the Harlem Shake.
Mysterious Grey Alien: Another Mysterious entity who like the Red Power Ranger, has made very little appearances in the show, and currently remains the only unnamed entity to have a line in which he asks a worried Frank if he's insured after running a dog over on the way home.
Creepy Guy: A man in a black lycra suit with a Rubber Sumo Wrestler Mask on, not much was known about him until Safari Man pointed out that it was Chin Chin in disguise all along. Has vanished from the show since then.
Brock Lee: A muscular black man who joins Franku on his quest to cure Dade of his mysterious illness. Uses broccoli as his weapon of choice.
Dr. Sack: A fat and old man who refused to help Franku save Dad. Also disarmed Frank and his henchmen without a problem.
Plastic Pinocchio: Some thing who can usually be seen having spasms on top of refrigerators indispensably helping Lord Chin Chin. Known for questioning Frank's motives in rescuing Salamander Man from imprisonment. Not to be confused with the Mysterious Grey Alien Character.
Racist Santa: Name implies, Santa's redneck alter ego. Really hates black men.
Green Cunt: A realm scavenger, who nearly rapes Pink Guy before Salamander Man smashes his queer ass with a stick.
