The Beginning

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The story begins in the Rock, Paper, Scissors arena, where Pink Guy meets Red Dick. 

Red Dick is seen with his new friend/body guard, Prometheus, whom he introduces to Pink Guy. Pink Guy and Red Dick then decide to play a round of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Pink Guy wins and continuously taunts Red Dick, who is angered. He signals Prometheus, who starts chasing after Pink Guy. Pink Guy Eventually trips, allowing Prometheus to pick up a trash can and throw it at Pink Guy. This results in Pink Guy summoning the Dark Lord Chin-Chin. Chin-Chin easily takes out Red Dick using Martial Arts. Chin Chin then goes after his next target. Prometheus is afraid of Chin Chin, but manages to kill him by slamming him with his trash can.

  Filthy Frank is giving a tour of his room when he finds that his cabinet is fucked up. Every time he opens it, one of his weird friends is in it. He finds Santa's Brother, who says that the Dark Lord, Chin-Chin, is coming. A few moments later, Chin-Chin comes out of the closet.

Abduction of Salamander Man

This video starts off with Salamander Man giving the best ass-flute in the world. This is when Safari Man asks Frank about the sacrifice. Frank realizes he hasn't sacrificed, and realizes that Chin-Chin is going to come back once again to the earth realm.

Chin-Chin returned to earth. He demanded that Filthy Frank supplies him with his yearly sacrifices. Filthy Frank informed Chin-Chin that they had a comprise. Filthy Frank had already gotten thousands of people on earth to follow the Dark Lord. However, Chin-Chin informed Frank that he felt embarrassed after his defeat against Frank's friend, Prometheus. Filthy Frank immediately informed Chin-Chin he will have double the sacrifices the next day, but the Dark Lord informed Frank that he needs to pay for his actions. Chin-Chin decided to take Frank's friend, Salamander Man, for himself. Filthy Frank refused the deal and summoned Lemon Man to fight Chin-Chin. However, Lemon Man was defeated, allowing Chin-Chin to abduct Salamander Man and leave through Frank's closet.

The Sacrifice

Filthy Frank woke up on Christmas and decided to repay Chin-Chin's loan. Before leaving, he encountered Plastic Pinocchio, who asked Frank why he wanted Salamander Man back so badly. Frank replied that no one plays ass-flute better than Salamander Man. Filthy Frank set out in his quest alongside Red Dick. Frank then encountered Mr. Negi who informed him that the territory is dangerous and he should leave. Filthy Frank took off his Kabuki mask, revealing his identity. Negi apologized for his misbehavior and bowed to Filthy Frank.

Filthy Frank and Red Dick arrived to the Rock, Paper, Scissors Area, where they meet up with Pink Guy. While Pink Guy informed civilians that the Dark Lord has returned, Filthy Frank sensed Chin-Chin. Chin-Chin arrived and Frank gave him a flash drive full of fan-submitted "sacrifice" videos. Chin-Chin was pleased, but informed Frank that he forgot to make his own personal sacrifice. Chin-Chin eventually possessed Salamander Man, which caused the tragedy of Filthy Frank and Red Dick. Chin-Chin then asked Filthy Frank why he cares about Salamander Man so much. Frank informed him that no one plays ass-flute better than Salamander Man. Chin Chin then gave Salamander Man his flute and Salamander Man played The Legend of Zelda theme song. Due to his amazing performance, Chin-Chin freed him.

Noise Complaints

Frank starts the video off in his bathroom and his friends have betrayed him. They kicked him out of their house, so Frank leaves. In the middle of this video, there are 2000 chromosones that have passed. So the next videos will be what Frank did in that time.

Banishment

While looking for some new friends, frank found some people who like playing with fire. Literally. He was just talking to some people when he gets shot in the ass with a firework. This then turns into a game where they shoot fireworks at each other. Frank ended up not liking these people, so he kept searching. Frank ends up meeting someone by the name of HowToBasic in his searches of finding new friends. This person does the ice bucket challenge, and nominates Frank to do the challenge as well. He decides to do it as he thinks this will make him popular and friendly but it ends up making him look really stupid.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 03, 2016 ⏰

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