Brackenfur tries an apple

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Brckenfur: *walks through forest "Nice day sorreltail."

Sorreltail: "Sure is!"

Brckenfur: *sniffs air "What is that peculiar smell? It smells...so...GOOD!

Sorreltail: "I think it's coming from the shiny red thing over there."

Brckenfur: *walks over and stabs it with his claw, the juice spraying on his face "Ahh!"

Sorreltail: *snickers

Brackenfur: "It's not funny!"

Sorreltail: "Ya, it kinda is..."

Brackenfur: *starts cleaning "OMG! THIS STUFF TASTES GOOD! TRY IT SORRELTAIL!

Sorreltail: "Uh, no thank you brack-

Brackenfur: *shoves apple in sorreltails mouth :D

Sorreltail: "SO GOOD! WE SHOULD CALL IT AN APPLE!

Brackenfur: *GASP "THERE IS A WHOLE TREE FULL OF APPLES!

Brackenfur and Sorreltail: *run around crazily picking apples

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Brackenfur: *runs into camp with sorreltail "FIRESTAR! WE NEED TO SEE YOU IMMEDIATELY!

Firestar: "What is it!? Are shadowclan attacking!?"

Brackenfur: WE SHOULD BE CALLED APPLECLAN! WE COULD EAT APPLES ALL DAY AND THROW THE CORES AT THE OTHER CLANS!:D

Firestar: "Brackenfur, we can't just change our na-"

Sorreltail: *expertly throws apple right into firestars open mouth

Firestar: "YES! APPLECLAN SHALL RULE THE FOREST! EVERYONE GATHER FOR AN APPLECLAN APPLE FEAST!

Clan: *walks over uncertainly

Firestar: "DON'T BE SHY! STEP RIGHT UP TO THE TABLE OF APPLE HEAVEN! *points to big rock covered with apples

Brackenfur and Sorreltail: *stuffs the cat's mouth's with apples

Appleclan: APPLES, WE NEED APPLES!

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