Jayfeathers stick

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Jayfeather: *hugs stick " I will love you forever stick! Oh your scratch marks so deep! Your bark so smooth! You are the most beautiful being to ever walk the face of the earth!

Lionblaze: *scratches head "Uh Jayfeather...sticks can't walk."

Jayfeather: "My stick is amazing! She can do anything! *Kisses stick

Lionblaze: "Mom! Jayfeather is having a seizure!" * Squirrelflight and leafpool run over

Squirrelflight: * pant "What's wrong!?"

Leafpool: "Jayfeather my kit! What is troubling my beautiful kit!?"

Squirrelflight: *sees Jayfeather kissing stick "They grow up so fast..." *Puts paw around the still screaming leafpool

Lionblaze: "Ugh! You are so stupid!" * Slaps Jayfeather and breaks stick

Jayfeather: "No! My beauty! We were going to have kids Lionblaze! KIDS! *Stumbles away sobbing and steps on a rock  "What a beautiful rock! So bumpy and hard!"

Lionblaze: *dies

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