A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle?
A: Because his wife died!
Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...?
A: "Is it in?"
Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
Q: What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
A: I want you inside me!
Girl: "Hey, what's up?" Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?"
Q: What’s the difference between you and eggs?
A: Eggs get laid and you don’t
Q: What do you call mobile porn? A: Flash Drive
Q: Why are pubic hairs so curly?
A: So they don't poke out your eyes.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
