The Best, Absolute and Perfect Drinks

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"yo i'm bored" said Chanta.

The others agreed and Zeprite let out a long sigh.

"isn't there anything to do around here?"

"Jennie went to school" said Jaerinda.

the others groaned.

"how do you know?" asked 7daeup.

"bruh she just worn her uniform this morning"

"was snoozing" answered 7daeup simply.

Jaerinda, being the naggy bitch he is, muttered something under his breath. But of course 7daeup was to deff and clueless to notice or hear anything.

"well she propably be home soon, it's  afternoon already"

"already?!"

7daeup exclaimed at Guktain Dew's remark.

"wow Guktain Dew, you know how to tell time?" Zeprite asked in disbelief.

"pure genius" said Jongcola

"marvelous" Zeprite said again.

"extraordinary" Jongcola continued.

Guktain Dew can only let out a sigh. The younger ones are still very naive.

"you guys know big words?! WOOOOW. give them a cookie" said Chanta.

"i want a cookie!"

"me too"

"me three"

"you don't need one" said Chanta to 7daeup.

"cause' you stupid" continued Jaerinda.

"it's because you're stupid. stupid" said 7daeup.

"i don't need grammar. it doesn't apply to me!" Jaerinda exclaimed continued by an evil laugh. The ones those villains wil do when they plotted something genius then they got a headshot of themselves in a cave with red lights in the background.

7daeup scoffed "wharever. i wish i have arms to smack you right now"

"fuck you 7daeup" muttered Jaerinda.

"top? or bottom?" asked 7daeup.

"keep it pg13 guys" said Guktain Dew.

Then they heard, the sound of the front door opening. Their ears perked up.

"guys~" sang Jennie from the door while running towards the kitchen not forgetting to close back the door though.

"Jennie~" the B.A.P drinks sang back in amusement of the returning of their owner.

"how was your day?" asked Zeprite to her.

"it was alright. i just got a truckload of homework today. i'm sure i can't think of the friggin answer"

"Guktain Dew can help you!"

"he's a pure genius"

"he even knows how to tell time!"

"WOW. you can tell time!? you must be a wizard in a can-shaped coat or something"

Guktain Dew can only look at these idiots in disbelief.

"So guys i'm gonna take a shower and eat and a nap and play some hoola-hoop, use my phone..read them fanfics a litte bit of the smuts.."

"pg13" muttered Guktain Dew.

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night then fell upon them and the B.A.P drinks slept soundly on the table while Jennie was upstairs struggling with her homework.

"damn it why are these questions so hard!"

"you can ask Guktain Dew'

the sentence lingered in her mind and she took the decision to ask the can of drink.

Jennie went down the stairs carefully. Iwas already late and the B.A.P drinks were sleeping peacefully and Jennie felt bad to wake Guktain Dew. But she was desperate and in need so she wanted to take the shot.

"psst...psst...Guktain Dew" Jennie whispered and the can stirred from his sleep.

"what" he asked.

"can you help me with this?"

"what"

"this" Jennie flailed her homework more violently in front of Guktain Dew but only received the same question.

"what. i can't see it's too dark"

"it's my homework. i can't figure it out" said Jennie.

"read it to me" said Guktain Dew.

Jennie then took a deep breath to read the question.

"Adolf hitler, the leader of the Nazi Party had started a massive war. What was the name of the party he lead? Almost died thinking about the answer"

Guktain Dew looked at her in utter shock.

"The Nazi Party"

"you got it already. you ARE a genius!" Jennie said and moved on to the next question.

"Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin better known as Charlie Chaplin was an English comedic actor and film maker who rose to fame during the era of silent film. What was Charlie Chaplin's first name? It took me almost a lifetime for this question. I was like 'how do they come up with these questions?' "

"Charles! his first name is Charles. it's in the beginning of the damn sentence"

"really? you're amazing Guktain Dew! Where have you been all my life?" said Jennie as she proceeded to the next question.

"what's 10-2-3?" Jennie asked as she scratched her head. "what's with all these symbols. they want me to crack a code or some shit. like what do they want from me?!"

Guktain Dew was annoyed, mad, what the fucked by this girl. how has she done her work all this while. Guktain Dew pitied for her, well her teachers to be exact.

"DAMN IT..GOD GAVE YOU FRIGGIN FINGERS..BETTER YET USE A DAMN CALCULATOR"

"but..how do i use my fingers though?"

Guktain Dew sighed, "hold up both of your palms"

Jennie did as told. eyes full of excitement of what kind of voodoo magic witch craft Guktain Dew will be pulling on her.

"on your right hand, put down-"

"why the right hand?" Jennie asked, cutting Guktain Dew off.

"zip it. now, on your right hand, put down two fingers"

"then, put down 3 fingers. how many fingers are there still standing up proud and tall?"

Jennie counted, slowly and carefully as she muttered the numbers.

"fiiiive?" Jennie answered unsure.

"congatulations you just found your answer"

"WHAT. NAWH MAN. NO YOU DIDN'T. That quick?! Please be my partner for eternity Guktain Dew"

The other 5 cans fonally stirred from their sleep and Guktain Dew didn't want to entertain those 5's rants of stupidness and idiocy. All he want os to get some sleep and drift off to Guktain Dewland.