1. read the hat fic ten times and make sure you have a bucket next to you
2. read a shitty danrific fic
3. play a g note on your piano bc your about to lose your phan-trashsexuality
4. Watch a load of terrible danrific edits over and over
5. Think about your social life and how much of a loner you are
6. Socialize
7. Avoid Tumblr or the phan tag
8. Do your homework you prick
9. Burn your signed book of TABINOF and DAPGO
10. Replace your Wattpad library with mushy and cringey ass danrific fics
11. You are now Phan trash free--lol jk you can never escape the pits of hell you fucking phannie
12. Go back to your room watch a ton of phan proof videos and cry your eyes out bc ur still trash no matter what
13. Read 10 smutty phanfics bc your a sinner
14. Morn over your burnt signed books of TABINOF and DAPGO
15. Play a G note on your piano again bc you will never be social ever again and can never stand straight smut again
Extra step: When you play the G note, go outside in public so you trigger a ton of emos and yourself
I hope I helped!!!11!1 now go and roam the world as a bin. Follow my phan account called whataboutphan on instagram and maybe we can be internet friends mk thnx bye.
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How To Stop Being Phan Trash
Humorhow to stop being phan trash bc your a fucking living and breathing can of garbage
