30 minutes, a roll of duct tape, and an elephant tranquilizer later:
-in the closet-
Jeff: -glaring across the closet at Hoodie who is very pointedly not looking at Jeff- You did this.
Hoodie, scrolling through his phone: ya, sure I did buddy.
Jeff: I'm going to fucking stab you, cunt.
Hoodie: wooh, buddy, careful. Might prick yourself on all that edge.
-Jeff lunges forward, pushing Brian against the wall, very knife-less but nonetheless deadly-
Hoodie, completely unaffected except not scrolling through his phone: three...two...okay, times up -he pushes Jeff off, opening the closet door and heading out-
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HumorAn old favorite web series of mine about a canonly mentally ill dude trying to fight off gross entities and save his friends, except only focusing on two of the characters ;0
