Velocity

Part 1: Boring Laifu

   My life is too god damned perfect! Seriously it gets too boring! Right now I'm sitting at some dumb fancy party cuz my neighbors dad, who's a cardiologist, got invited to a special event at a five star hotel and was bale to invite extra family members or guest. And let me tell you, being a Puertorican walking Goddes doesn't help with the whole trying not to attract any attention cuz every guy be trying to get a piece of dis ass. Why us though!? Couldn't it be anyone else who got invited to this? Its ten at night, I haven't read any fanfiction or talked to anyone other than my neighbor, who's kinda like a sister to me, or parent, theres nothing to do other than walk around the hotel or go into the pools. At least the foods alright, maybe I can sneak some of the breadsticks and make it back to the room and whine about to my friends online... Maybe even on my tumblr.
"Anella, sweetie, would you like to go back to the room? " My mother asked from across the table.
"Yes please!" I quickly got up and excused myself from the table. I left the little asian restaurant and walked down the hall towards my room. Luckily the event would last until midnight or one so they can announce who won whatever it is that the event it about. I honestly couldn't care less. As I walked down the hall that would reach to the lobby of the hotel, I reached the part of the hall that is open and you can see the pools. The multicolored LED lights in the water caught my attention and considering I still have like three hours of me time I might as well relax here for a while. I sat on one of the plastic chairs and looked onto the water. No one was in the pool, surprisingly. Its still fairly early and I at least expected to see some people my age in there. Guys or girls, any if fine... Especially titters ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)   anyways, enough of me perving around! The water looks pretty chill, theres also no clouds tonight and the area around me is only lit up by the underwater LED lights so you could see the starts clearly. I just sat there in silence for a while, enjoying the quiet tranquility. 'Experience tranquility' says Zenyatta in my head. I let out a smoll snort, 'I just made myself laugh at a shitty Overwatch meme. What a loser.' I thought to myself. Suddenly a weird portal thin appears over the pool. "That better be papa Francis of the Filth holding a forty and a blunt or I better be dreaming..." I quietly yell at myself. The portal started flashing all sorta of weird colors and swirls. 'Nononononono this cant be happening' I thought.
Then, bAM FUCKING FLASH AND WHATEVER THAT OTHER GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE AN EVIL FLASH APPEAR AND SHITS GOING HAM. Like Jesu-, excuse me, Like Doitsu, someone should get one of the really fast speaking sports announcers cuz it'd be pretty funny to hear him talk about all thats going on right now. Anyways hOLY SHIT BARRY FUCKEN ALLEN IS FIGHTING REVERSE FLASH RIGHT HERE. All I can see are streaks of colors and the LED lights make it look like some sick party. Oh wait nvm, I'm actually getting sick. I forgot I get dizzy pretty easily. As I ever so cautiously and and quietly turn around and walk away I basically woke up the entire hotel. Whoops did I say quietly and cautiously? I mean to say I was screeching and knocking down all the other chairs and tables. This of corse brought my existence up to le Flush and Reverse toilet flush. R.F, cuz Im to lazy write down his entire name. Took the chance of having a hostage and boi oh boi, wasn't I the fucking lucky gal. To be fair I'm the only gal there so... oK BUT STILL! Anywhore, here I am being dragged around the hotel and inhuman speeds while these two nerds sort their political feud in my home universe.
In any other occasion I might be ain't with this, well, more like if it were any Marvel superhero. Evan Peters as X-men Quicksilver? Heck yea. Aaron Taylor as Age Of Ultron Quicksilver? Hell yeah. One of my best friends, whom I call mai waifu cosplaying as any of the previous two? Hell fucking yeah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but Barry Allen? I mean, he's super cool and all, but I just dont like him that much. At least not in a "Id totally let him take me to flavortown" type of way. But he's the only one who can save me right now so he better not fuck up. My internal rant and which comic book characters I prefer didn't let me realize that we were now on the roof of the hotel. Pretty high up. Being afraid of heights ain't helping me in this situation either. "Ok! Listen up!" I yelled, it seemed to grab their attention. "Im a big fan of the show and all, but, I have literally zero business here. So would you kindly put me down so you two could sort your spandex ridden problems by yourselves?" I wasn't even mad, just annoyed. The two of them just stood there, dumbfounded by my salt. Thats when that little Reverse Ass decided it'd be a great idea to throw off the fucking roof. My fear of heights has never been greater. Being the pussy I am, I blacked out. I didn't want to see my death unfold. Nah nigga, night night fuckers, I'll see y'all in the rice fields.

// Hey hey hey, its ya boi Bioshockingly Flan bringing you another cringetastic book. This is a joke book, kinda to let off some steam points. Jk but none of this Jajajaja serious. Anywhore, can you guess who's ass that is? Let me know and maybe Ill give you some behind the scenes on me next upload ;))) if that even matters.