Part 1
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The road to success is always under construction
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
