heyy guys hope you like these :)
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David feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
Kate used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.
Tom is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...
Zoe dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
Jack is wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.
Georgina is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
Carl doesn’t suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.
Kyle is wondering where Noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
Alison thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
Valerie says Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
Kylie "Good morning...I see the assassins have failed."
Ben is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.
Joshua says be nice to nerds, Chances are you will be working for them.
Cassie is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute
John just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.
Yvonne believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free
Dolly says People reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).
Kaitlin says have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
