Person 1 : I wasn't that drunk
Person 2: you were so drunk that when you went to the bathroom you got stuck in the stall and called Izzy from California and she said she's in California and can't help you and then you called me and while waiting you entertained your self by flushing the toilet and watching it swirl down the toilet and I told you to just climb under it and u said you can't and said there is trump on the other side and I had to come get you out of the stall.
Person 1 : okay maybe I was drunk is that all?
Person 1 : nope u also entertained yourself by flushing the toilet and watching it swirl down the toilet.
Person 2 : okay fine maybe I was more than a little drunk.