Have you ever had that one time in your life you don't understand???huh???you don't???well...YOU ARE A LIE!!!
I had that moment...once I woke up went somewhere then I go home then see something on my stoop..it's a fox lawn ornament...I just rub it off and look back to it for shits and giggles,but then...I woke up again I go outside to see some more of them it's a family of geese and a metal chicken I rub it off again I wake up again...and my mom also drives me to school and we go outside to see a tiny turtle lawn ornament I start to get a little concerned now...now the very next day(bum bum bum bum bum bum bum)I go outside and my face got all of its color drained out of it(idk just saying I'm scared shitless, and practicing to make good story's YAY)I saw a fucking tiger lawn ornament it was fucking huge and REALY heavy next day again we come out to see a dragon wtf next day some more shit even some wind chimes he craved a pumpkin now one day I just imaging coming outside to see a gigantic fucking bronze horse that's like 80 times bigger then me XD and that's my weird story enjoy it lel
