The Wrong Number

Dodgy Dial 8

"I'm so bored,"

"Then do something you sloth,"

"Oh my god, Selene!"

"What?"

"I actually got your number right the first time!"

"What are you talking about?"

"I have to tell Jake!"

"What? The guy that called me at the party?"

"Yeah, that guy,"

"He seemed really worried about you. How did you even meet him?"

"Funny story actually. I meant to call you the other day, you guys have nearly the exact same number, and I dialled him by mistake. And I kept doing it cos of this stupid phone and I always get the end bit of your number confused. I guess we just kind of became friends along the way."

"Awe, that's so sweet."

"What?"

"You guys are gonna' get married,"

"Says you. Miss butt dial queen and your boo,"

"Hey we discussed that, Brenner agreed to call it fate."

"Whatever, butt dial queen."

"I'm hanging up on you!"

"Fine!"

(...)

"Hey sorry I missed your call but you've reached Jake; you know what to do!"

"Jake! I dialled Selene's number and got it right!"

"Oh my god, I'm amazing!"

(...)

"Woah, I feel like I shouldn't be this excited. Maybe it was the whole bag of Skittles I ate before."