Two men along with an Anus

Part 1: Fellowship of the Ring

Adam. The name of a God. A man with a phallic organ so majestic it should be an island unto itself. I saw him walk into the room with no shirt. Quivers fall beneath my precious folds both of fat and vagina. My body erupts in emotions rivaling Vesuvius. I can't wait to ravage that asshole. He stares at me.
"Hello, Ricardo. You look good today"
Not only did I ejaculate, but the steaming man juice protruding from my meat stick trickles down the inside of my thighs, creating a small puddle below me.
"Oops" I said, modestly." I'm sorry. I've soiled myself. Please excuse me while I..."
He stopped me mid sentence, grabbing me by my neck roughly and whispering softly into me ear
"Don't worry. It'll be ogre soon"
Confused at the odd meme placement, my brain could not comprehend what was happening now. Suddenly I was tossed and swiftly detached from my already loose clothing. Then it began.