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This book is a collection of Halal jokes and problems we Muslim have. If you think that this book is making fun of the deen, please tell me inshallah. I hope this book will make laugh or smile. inshallah

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chapter 5

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by Muslimah2200

by Muslimah2200

Here are 11 incredible Muslim chat up line:

1) Girl, you must be like Shaytan, because you fell out of Jannah.

2) When I first saw you, I said Mashallah and then inshallah.

3) Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me complete half of the deen?

4) Do you believe in the Hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm here after.

5) Want your feet to be my kids Jannah.

6) Can I have your number so I wake you up for Fajr?

7) Hey, girl, we're allowed to marry four...but I don't think that's necessary because you're a 10

8) Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?

9) Girl, I need to break my fast, can I have a date?

10) It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

11) Hey, I just met, and this is crazy, but here's my Dad's number , so call him maybe.

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Hope, you guys can use if you wanna impress someone....

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