Random little pieces of my life that are (kinda) important

Pie parties

So on Thanksgiving week my family hosted a pie party and invited a bunch of people over. So these two girls Jordin and Alyson came over and so did my brother's friends and one guys who is  family friend came over as well.  Nobody in my family knows but i happen to have a crush on that guy, so i was very happy a little to happy tho (a/n); I REALLY LIKE THIS PERSON AND I MEAN A LOT!! Ok so it was akward at first because he was holed up in my brother's room playing video games and i just went and talked with Alyson and Jordin until we went to eat pie. So afterward it was fun because he and my brother were trying to steal stuff from my room and i was trying to protect it and so i stole his vest and Jordin stole one of his game cards and Alyson helped protect me. So i went and hid in my moms closet and held the vest over my face  and started to rub it on my face cause im a tad to Yandere and stole his phone and hid it somewhere. So they got past Alyson and i started to run around in my moms HUGEOURMOUIS (PRONOUNCED HUGE AND THEN GINOURMOUIS MIXED TOGETHER) closet and eventually he got the vest back and then started looking for his phone and he found it *sad face*  but he started chasing me and then i stared chasing him and we got locked in a closet together and started making out

ah who am i fucking kidding we got locked inside a closet with the light on and like five other people in it so of course we didn't make out and i doubt he even likes me back. Ok so little later my brother was getting mad at Jordin, Alyson, and me and started screaming at us then stomped over to the door and shut it no SLAMMED the door with loud scream and everyone started doubling over with silent laughter it was hilarious and absolutely terrifying at the same time. After my bro calmed down we went upstairs to play Minecraft on the X-Box and i had the perfect opportunity to ask him his number and I almost gave myself a high-five...

in the face...

with a chair...

 because i didn't think of it till the morning after the party.

Well back to the story 

So basically we were talking and he said the weird thing going on between two people on our swim team is becoming weirder. I have absolutely no idea what he is talking about and he says "Really? You don't know about the thing going on between ______ and ______??" While he was saying this i was just happy i had an excuse to stare at him because im that weird, but i shook my head no. He looks at me like im crazy (a/n); Which i am children i am very fucking crazy and says i'll tell you later.

that is the part where future me smacks my head onto a chair and screams...

YOU IDIOT YOU FUCKING IDIOT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ASK FOR HIS NUMBER!!!!! 

but of course i didn't realize that was the perfect time to ask and i just went on with life I regret that and sometimes i replay that scene in my head where i did ask and i am very mad with myself for not.