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The Visit

      School went by fast as we learned about sexuality laws and how gay marriage laws are completely relevant for this country's survival. I walked home and trudged into the kitchen from a long day. I opened the fridge, pulling out some candy that I put there about a week ago. I nibbled on it and sat down on the couch, happily turned on the TV, and turned the channel to the Terrance and Phillip show. One of my favorites. Even though my parent don't particularly like me watching it, I don't really care. They helped my with some tough shit. I laughed as Terrance farted in Phillip's face.
      I sat for a whole thirty minute episode and giggled my lonely was through it. I luckily had company currently on their way... not that I knew that. I heard a small knock at my door. As I went to open it, I heard some familiar words. "Shut up and wait for her to open the door, fatass!" Said one muffled voice. "AY! Don't call me fat, you fucking stupid ass jew!" said a second one. I opewher the door to reveal the four boys at my door. "Hey." I said. They froze in place from fighting and arguing, and suddenly Cartmen was facing me in almost a polite manner. "Hey, we were wondering if you could come and hang out with us today." He asked me with the slightest smile that no normal person could detect. "Sure. Let's go!" I smiled back at Cartmen and he seemed a little taken aback, but he played it off. "Okay, where do you want to go?" Kyle asked next. "Well, I don't know this town very well yet, so maybe you can show me around." I suggested. "Sounds great." Stan replied. "Mmmf mmf mmmmf" Kenny muffled through his parka. "The park sounds great Kenny!" I smiled wider to see if I could maybe possibly get a reaction out of Cartmen. I want to test something...