Killer Love (Cliche/Joke story)

Lov.-2

I waze wlking to cles. I saw jak rin tp meh an pim mme to w ze wal.I glard in shok aa he sed."WIL CHU BAI MY GOERL FEND..?"I babl "yes" an we  mak out.Latr Jak wuz rapd by his ex ten killd infront of te clas.i scremed and kolld Potato and all dah boiz lok at me.

Last dai of skool

I wellk out of skool with all A++±++:+++++++++++++++++ amnd weth my 19 boiefend.

Theh ende.