- he's incredibly worried about the day he has to meet your family and parents because one: he's not even the same species as you (he's an elf) two: he lives in a giant blimp and has 5 pairs the same outfit exept for the ones you buy him
- he goes on top of the airship to clean it sometimes while its still moveing and sees nothing wrong with that... "i just don't thinks it safe." you say shrugging your shoulders "well it has to get clean somehow.." he says putting on his goggles and going out the door
- he keeps forgetting human aren't like elfs and their ears don't get them aroused as easily as elfs do
- since its almost Christmas he has to listen to all the bad elf puns you make up
- now that your pregnant he loves to fall asleep on your baby belly, one time the baby kicked him awake
- he's poked you numerous times with his mustache...one time in the eye "AHAGAGAH!!" you yell in absolute pain " O-OH MY GOD IM SORRY!!" he yelled feeling terrible
- you eat mainly salads because he doesn't have a stove to cook with but he says if he had one he would cook amazing meals for you but for the time being your stuck with salad
- when people insalt him you push him a side and go ape shit on the person who was talkin' shit about your boyfriend
- your allergic to citrus (if your not,sorry) so he has to watch what he shares with you because you almost took a sip of a smoothy he made that had lemons in it "want some?" he asked not really paying attention to what he was doing "sure" you were about to take a sip "NO WAIT DON'T DRINK THAT!" he yelled snaching the cup a way from you "sorry,it has lemon in it." he said dumping that out to make one that had no lemons in it
- you two watch cartoons together alot on hulu
- he has alittle brother who loves to play super hero games with you just to make his big bro jelly
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FanfictionYou are sportacus' assistant you were hired to help when more people moved to lazy town, therfore more people to have to saved and more places to have to go.
