SPORTACUS x reader: kisses

Sportacus headcannons!

-despite seeming like the most gentlemanly guy ever he actually eats with his mouth open and talks while he's eating you tell him he sould stop but he doesn't really listen "so anyway out of nowhere-" he was cut off by you yelling at him "ewww YOU JUST SPIT APPLE PEICES ON MY FACE!!" "Sorry..." he said finishing the apple quietly

- he's easy, by that i mean he's really easy to turn on. you could just do a dance where you swing your butt alittle bit and he 'has to go to the bathroom'

- he doesn't actually get paid but he has a side hustle, he sells icecream (to the 10 people who live in lazy town.)

- he's never had a girlfriend before so he's always nervous and asking before he dose something "hey, can i have a kiss?" he asked shyly "you do know you don't have to ask right?" you said while stopping what you was doing to kiss him

- him and robbie are friends(or at least thats what he thinks) but he doesn't really like it when he tries to flirt with you because he really, really over protective of you like, if you were about to get splashed with scolding hot water he would jump in the way

- you can eat sweets but he cant so every time you eat something sweet and want to kiss him you have to brush your teeth first

- he only lets you touch his ears because his ears are 'sensitive' like, he'll go nuts if you kiss, nibble and/or lick his ears. he'll be a moaning, sweating and squirming mess

-He hates avocados for some reason..