Kevin: Chris? Why haven't you been responding to any of my texts and phone calls? Are you ok?
Chris: Oh...now you wanna text me.
Kevin: Chris! What happened to you these past three days? Why have you been avoiding me?
Chris: Isn't that what you wanted? For me to leave you alone?
Kevin: What are you talking about, Chris? I would never tell you to leave me alone. You're my best friend.
Chris: You told me to shut up last Monday and that you didn't need me. You also chose to ignore me while you were doing media.
Kevin: Chris, it was nothing personal. I was busy all last week with media, and it was also apart of the script for me to say that.
Chris: No it wasn't.
Kevin: Yes it was.
Chris: No it wasn't.
Kevin: Yes. It was.
Chris: My script didn't say anything about you telling me to shut up and that you didn't need me.
Kevin: Oh yeah...
Chris: Oh yeah? Oh yeah what?
Kevin: Mick and Stephanie changed the script last minute and I forgot to tell you...
Chris: Is that so?
Kevin: Chris I'm sorry.
Chris: You could've told me, Kevin. You really hurt me on raw last Monday.
Kevin: I'm so sorry, Chris. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, I just forgot to tell you about the last minute script change. It won't happen again. I promise.
Chris: That's right, next time tell me if there's any changes to the script.
Kevin: Will do Chris.
Chris: Can I still interview you for Talk is Jericho?
Kevin: Of course you can. You're my best friend.
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