Kevin: How come you never let me win 8 ball?
Chris: How come you never let me win poker?
Kevin: I asked you first.
Chris: I asked you second.
Kevin: Chris!
Chris: Kevin!
Kevin: Ok, stop!
Chris: Stop what?
Kevin: Copying me and cheating on 8 ball.
Chris: How can I cheat on 8 ball?
Kevin: Someone else must be playing for you.
Chris: Or maybe you're just a loser.
Kevin: Says the one who lost to Seth Rollins' two weeks in a row.
Chris: Says the one who can't defend the universal title on his own.
Kevin: Says the one who hasn't held a WWE championship in like 6 years.
Chris: Says the one who lost to Sami Zayn at Battleground.
Kevin: Says the one who hasn't won a singles match in what feels like years.
Chris: Take that back.
Kevin: Let me win 8 ball.
Chris: ...
Kevin: That's exactly what I thought.
I love you, Chris. You're a really great friend.
Chris: Too bad I can't say the same about you.
Kevin: Excuse me?
Chris: You're excused.
Kevin: You were supposed to let me win! Chris!
Come back here.
Let's play another round.
Fine then, leave.
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