Skater boy(Nalu)

Christmas Special!

This is not related to the main plot. This is just a little Christmas story for laughs :P ;D

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"Natsu! We need to leave!" Lucy yelled to her boyfriend, who was trying to style his hair in the mirror.

"One more minute Lucy! I can't get my hair right" Natsu kept running his fingers through his pink locks. 

"Do you have any idea how gay that sounds?" Lucy questions, snickering slightly. Natsu finally got his hair right and ran down the stairs. He was wearing a cheesy Christmas suit; It's jacket was an ugly green with little candy canes on it while his pants were a bright red. Lucy was dressed better, but not by much.

Lucy's dress looked just like a Christmas tree. Decorated in plastic ornaments and a yellow head band with a giant star on it. Red stockings and red heels pulled the whole thing together.

"I still don't get why Erza wanted to have an ugly Christmas party" Natsu mumbled to himself. Every year Erza came up with a different theme for her parties. Last year it was an ugly sweater party, the year before that it was snowman themed and so on.

Lucy sighed and grabbed his arm "I don't know either, but we don't want her to be mad at us" They both shuddered at the thought of an angry Erza. 

When they arrived to Erza's house they were greeted by a very unhappy Jellal dressed in a giant gingerbread man costume. 

"So Erza got you to actually were that thing? I feel bad for you" Natsu said to the poor man, Jellal grumbled and escorted them to the living room. 

The living room was decorated with some very cheesy, and ugly, Christmas decorations. Everything, and I mean everything, was either gold, green or red. The table set, food, furniture, and even some guest.

Gray was dressed in frosty the snowman costume, with Juvia dressed in a cuter snowman dress, plaid scarf, black top hat, and black boots.

Gajeel was the funniest looking one of them all. He was dressed as a very pissed Santa. A red coat with a black belt around his waist, bright red pants, and a Santa hat. But what truly made Gajeel really pissed was a the giant white beard that was strapped to his face. Levy was Mrs. Clause, sporting a Santa dress and hat, red stockings and black heels.

"You look good Frosty" Natsu said, trying not to laugh. Gray flipped Natsu off.

"Shut up Candy Cane" Gray retorted.

"Both of you shut up your giving me a headache" Gajeel growled. 

"You want to go Santa?!" Natsu and Gray shouted at the badly dressed Gajeel. Their girlfriends just sighed and face palmed.

"I don't see why their fighting, they all look like total idiots" Lucy mumbled, making Levy and Juvia snicker. Erza came down a couple minutes later. She was dressed as a giant Christmas present, even her face was painted the same colour. A giant bow topped the top of her head.

"Are you three arguing at my party?!" Erza yelled. Gajeel, Natsu, and Gray immediately stopped arguing. 

"N-no Erza we weren't arguing, right guys?" Natsu said. Gajeel and Gray nodded vigorously. 

Erza smiled "Good, we wouldn't want you to ruin my party now would we?" She eyed them dangerously, daring them to argue.

All throughout the party the three guys were secretly insulting each other, not wanting to get in trouble with Erza again. Everything was fine until Natsu accidentally spilled his drink on Gray's white costume.

"Way to go, Idiot!" Gray yelled at Natsu.

"Well if your ugly ass costume wasn't in the way I wouldn't have spilled my drink!" Natsu retorted. Their argument grew and grew until and actual fist fight broke out, and somewhere in the argument Gajeel got dragged into this.

The ugly decoration where being destroyed while most of the guest, the ones who weren't used to the fighting, ran out of the house in fear of getting hurt. More guys slowly began to join. Elfman was fighting Max, Wacoba was actually getting beat by Cana for spilling her booze.

"And this is what you get for drinking the last beer" Cana yelled at Wacoba, punching him in the nose.

Lucy and the rest of the girls were in the kitchen trying not to get dragged in like Erza had.

"They really are idiots!" Lucy exclaimed, biting into candy cane.

"There goes a relaxing party with friends" Mira sighed. They all turned their head to the other room when they heard police sirens. Apparently one of the fleeing guest had called the police about a noise complain and destruction of property.

Most of the guys went willingly. Natsu and Gajeel went with a fight. Two police had to hold them down. Erza was even worst. She was so angry about her party being ruined she went into something everyone calls Titania.

"You will get your hands off of me!" Erza yelled, getting dragged out be at least three cops "I will destroys those who have ruin my party. Natsu, Gray, Gajeel you better start sleeping with one eye open, I will get!"

Lucy and the rest decide to leave them at the police station for the night, to let them think about what they've down. The next day when they went to bail them out, Erza was happily eating a piece of strawberry cake while everyone else was unconscious.

"I think they have learned their lessons. They should no long be ruining my parties" Erza stated calmly when she was released. Lucy shuddered slightly and waited for Natsu to awaken so she could yell at him for being a complete and udder idiot.

And that my friends is how Natsu, Gray, Gajeel, Erza, and the rest of Fairy Tail's boys got arrested.

The End

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I basically wrote this cause I wanted to imagine a pissed of Gajeel in a Santa suit

Short story time

"So what the fuck do you want for fucking Christmas" Gajeel asked the petrified kid on his lap. The little boy didn't say anything, he just burst out into tears, scared of the heavily pierced monster who claimed to be Santa.

Natsu and Gray were video taping the whole thing "Smile for the camera" Levy said to her boyfriend.

Gajeel glared towards them "Next year one of you two are going to be the damned Santa Clause"

"But your doing such a good job" Lucy pointed out sarcastically.

"Now Gajeel that's not what Santa is supposed to say" Levy scolded lightly.

Gajeel turned to the camera a held up both of his middle fingers "Ho fucking ho, have a merry fucking Christmas and a shitty new year"

Story time over

I feel like that's how it would go

Merry Christmas!