Me as a Mother:
Child - Mum can you read me a bedtime story?
Me- Of course Sweetie. *leaves room to get book*
Me- * walks back into the room holding all seven of the Harry Potter books, the original screenplay of the Cursed Child and FBAWTFT, The Tales of the Needle Bard, Quidditch Throughout The Ages, Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them, all of the dvds for Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts and the movie about J.K.Rowling while wearing all my Harry Potter shirts layered on top of each other, my house scarf, Harry Potter socks and holding a tankard of Butter beer and my wand with a time turner dangling around my neck*
Me- Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of Number 4 Privet Dri-
Child- You havent even opened the book.
Me- I have it all in my heart.
YOU ARE READING
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