Aries: I'M GONNA SEDUCE THIS MOTHERF*CKER
Taurus: Is this indigestion
Gemini: What the f*ck? No
Cancer: Not again
Leo: Oh lord
Virgo: No thanks
Libra: F*CK
Scorpio: Lol this is a joke
Sagittarius: Why me
Capricorn: I did not sign up for this
Aquarius: *denies it*
Pisces: Goodbye everybody, I'll remember you all in therapy
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Zodiac signs
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