Poison //Jalex au//

Rock You Like A Hurricane

"Billie Jean is not my lover..!" I felt the base in my bones "She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.." My heart were pumping pure adrenaline through my veins "But the kid is not my son..." Finally we reached the bushes behind the house of the party. I turned around just to see Zack and Rian oh so gracefully sprint up to me with a boombox swinging back and forth between them as they ran. You see, this evening was just about to turn up from mediocre to epic. Alex Gaskarth,the biggest douche in our school, a disco dancer with a bad attitude and sensible shoes, were hosting a party this partially night.

We had talked about it for as long as these disco juppies had planned this party, and now it was showtime. I loaded the cassette and with a nod we pressed play, turned it up to max, and with the sound of Rock you like a hurricane boosting us, we ran screaming across the lawn towards the party. I ran straight through the open glass door, through the choked mass of Madonna wannabes, into the kitchen. I grabbed a beer from the counter, briefly avoiding some drunk dudes punch. I bit into the can and downed most of the content before throwing it in the general direction of the nearest bin.

Glass shattering and girl screams were heard from the living room and as I entered I saw Rian dramatically kissing some chick, hollywood style, and Zack standing on the coffee table, hanging on to the chandelier as he kicked what was presumably the girls boyfriend in the chest.

You can say a lot about Zack, but he's an artist for sure. Before our grand entry he had smeared some of his mom mascara all around his eyes, as well as popping a few blood capsules into his mouth. Now he looked like some kind of Gene Simmons/ Godzilla mashup on speed as he spew fake blood with a wild grin in the middle of the chaos.

Beautiful, really.

I let out a chuckle as I took in the scene before me when suddenly some douche pulled me down to the ground by my collar. I felt my breath get knocked out of me as I hit the dirty floor and suddenly I was in full blown fistfight with at least 15 ninja trained jocks. Something that didn't pass Rian by unnoticed as he joined the fight with a steady right swing.

"Listen up you motherfuckers! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! "

Everyone froze up as we witnessed no other than Alex Gaskarth himself furiously rush down the stairs with a baseball bat over his head. Conveniently timed as the police pulled up outside, blue light and all.

If it wasn't chaos earlier, it sure was now.

Everyone was pushing through the doors and windows, stumbling towards the woods and neighbors lawns, anywhere but wherever the cops where. I searched the room with my panicked eyes, looking for my fellow accomplices and soon we were skidding over the linoleum floor as well .

WHAM, our escape plan were abruptly halted as Zack fell like a domino to the ground, Alex standing over him with a devilish grin on his face as he was convulsively grabbing the baseball bat.

"Oh no, you're not going anywhere. Sit." Alex pointed towards the couch with the bat and judging by previous actions he didn't hesitate to use it either. Rian and i sat down with a sigh as we accepted ourself defeated, Zack still down and out on the floor. By this time even the last party goer had fled the scene and the police were getting impatience at the door. "Stay exactly where you are" We locked eyes for a few too many moments when he said it, he probably tried to come of as serious, but now it just turned kind of awkward. I jokingly blew him a kiss to break the spell and he flipped me off before putting the bat down and half jogging to the waiting officers at the front.

Barely had he left the room before Rian and I turned to each other and burst out in a manic laughter, waking up a very confused Zack in the process . " What did I miss?" he asked as he sat up against the couch, wiping of the now not so fake blood off on his sleeve. "Dude, Gaskarth totally eyefucked Jack" Rian managed to spit out between the laughing fits. "No he didn't!" I exclaimed as I jokingly kicked him in the stomach, only making him laugh harder.

"Aw, look ! Our little Jacky is blushing!" Zack said in an overly motherly voice, making me me launch myself over him to fake strangle him, only to be disturbed by the sound of Alex's footsteps entering the room. We quickly withdrew to our positions and tried to swallow our laughter.

"Good fucking job douchebags, not only did you manage to ruin my party, I now have the police phoning my parents out on the kitchen landline." Alex stood before us with his arms crossed, clearly upset.

"C'mon man, what's your damage?" I said as I shrugged my shoulders, not being able to take his anger serious.

"What's my damage?What's my damage?? You punks decided to come to MY house, to MY party uninvited, trash it and getting the police involved! Do you know how much trouble I am in??"

He started kicking the boombox who still stood in the middle of the room blasting music.

"Dude! The fuck! Thats new!" Rian said as he rose to his feet and tried to maneuver the furious disco prick. Alex finally got a death punch in and the dying notes of a Mötley Crue song declared the stereo dead. The moment of shock threw Rian off guard and Alex managed to slip out of his grip, turned around and knocked his nose in . But before Rian could have his revenge or Alex going to attack once again, one of the policemen came running into the room, swearing under his breath. The much bigger police held a very red faced Alex back as he called for his companion.

Something we took to our advantage as we fled through the balcony door, followed by the other, thank god not as fit, officier. We sprinted down the street with the sound of a furious Alex and a fat officier fading in the background. We trespassed some rich folks yards and ran through the park till we finally had shaken off our blue shadow. We reached the grocery store car park and collapsed against the wall, struggling to catch our breaths while we laughingly enjoyed the adrenaline rush.

"Man, that was amazing"

A/N Ok so this was the first time in 3 years Im publicing a fanfic, so I'm a bit rusty.   Hope you enjoyed, I am already working on the second chapter so like, comment, give me feedback for . Lots Of Love, Ossi