Motley Crue Dream

Boom goes the house

 "Those TV shows are so overrated" Tommy said pointing to little kid cartoons to the TV screen.

"Can we actually watch something, Tommy?" Mick asked.

"Not right now, I really wanna see what happens next" Tommy said.

"When?" Mick asked.

"Soon" Tommy said "Soon, be patient."

"For another hour?" Mick asked.

Tommy smirked, his face got red "Uh,... MAY-BBE!"

Mick rolled his eyes, "I guess this have to" Mick said.

And hour pasted by, both boys stared at the screen.

"OH NO! HE HAS TO FIND HIS MOTHER!" Tommy shouted.

"MOTHERFUCKER!" Mick shouted, "HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE, HE'S SUCH A FUCKING TROLL!"

Right then, right there Nikki ran in with his Shout at the devil tight leather jeans and ripped shirt on with his legs on fire and a dead turkey in his hand.

He quickly ran in and turned around to hold the door closed.

Now Tommy and Mick focused on Nikki instead of the cartoon.

"Dudddeee! What happened man?" Tommy asked.

"Well..." Nikki said, "Nothing, other than running from the cops. Getting drunk, pissing on a cop. Stealing someones turkey, fucking a mother in front of her kids, Getting a bloody nose and a paper cut, stealing a car and running it into a tree then running off. Finding a flame thrower and catching myself on fire like I used to do a lot."

They looked at him, and Mick shook his head "What did the cop say?" Mick asked.

"HEY! FUCKER COME BACK!" Nikki said.

Mick laughed.

"DUDDEE! FUCK YOU, YOU DID THIS WITHOUT ME!" Tommy said.

"You wish you could fuck me" Nikki said.

"Shut up, I prefer hot chicks from the strip" Tommy said.

"And, hot dudes like me?" Nikki said.

"No he like big dicks" Mick said.

Nikki's face got red, "Shut up" He said smirking.

Nikki stepped away from the door and took a sip of the open jack bottle on the table.

"Yum" Nikki said.

All the sudden there was a bang at the door, when the door fell open and the door almost fell on Nikki.

Nikki turned around "Who the fuck is there?" Nikki asked.

"It is me!" A little voice said.

"Where?" Nikki asked looking around.

"Down here" The voice said.

Nikki looked down, it was a little angry pissed man.

"Oh Hi midget" Nikki said.

"Whaddup my bro" Tommy said taking another sip of the open Jack bottle.

"Don't call me that" The little man said.

"Don't tell me what to do" Nikki said in a little kids voice.

"Well anyways big boy, you owe the cops tons of money" He said.

"Suck my dick" Nikki said.

"Okay.?" He said.

Nikki pulled down his pants, and the little dude gave him a blowjob.