Leader Love Tord x Reader

Holy Moly

You get of the roof with Tord and Edd runs up to you two and says "We're going to a beach place near here and staying there over the weekend so prepare because the weekend isn't so far away!" You smile and nod your head then stick you hand out to a nearby cabinet and pull out a hentai magazine and hand it to Tord saying "You'll need to find places to hide this when we go to the resort Tord haha." He looked reddish and snatched the thing and ran to the room yelling "Thanks for the news Edd!" You laugh and say "Well I sure do love to swim thanks for saying so Edd I'll go prepare see ya." You hear Edd say your welcome and you run up to the room you shared with Tord and enter only to find Tord reading the magazine you handed him but you shrug it off and pack some stuff for the beach because yay the beach! What do you think of Tord oh he's well a good looking friend wait what did you say all I said was looking what really alright you got the hots for the Norwegian communist well I kinda am a commie? Ehh whatever I'll just text Yazzy and Luke in a group chat (by the way they are like Paul and Patryck like second in command or something)
Luke: hey there leader and Yazzy what ha two doin
Yazz: oh just ya know leading my undercover unit and texting helps my disguise oh we are raiding some place I just need to step in if anything happens but we alright we Gucci fam 👌😂
Leader: well you two are mailing sure there is forces guarding our base right?
Yazz: well of course
Luke: yeeeeaaahhh buddy I'm bout to shoot up my old elementary school cuz our principle was got strict on the rules and me mad
Leader: ok Luke chill the hail out so stay with your disguise and don't shoot up the school you'll cause panic everywhere geez
Yazz: well alrighty then the yellow army has been raided taken down by the G SQUAD WOOT WOOT
Luke: lol lit fam look at the time
Leader: wow it's 4:20 but don't get higher were supposed to defend around 7:00 so chill fam don't blaze it have a bible and praise it
Yazz:👌😂👌👻💀💩
Luke:...
Leader:*sends Kermit meme chain here*
Luke:why with the meme chain again
Yazz:meme meme many meme heh
Leader:well I should get going you guys too don't forget defend and try to get prisoners during the attack
Luke: alright mother
Yazz: Luke what have you done..
Leader: LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER!*a new chain but with Star Wars memes*
Yazz : Haha welp should you look at the time
Luke: time to stop and bye
Leader: ;-; I cri
You put the phone down and laugh at how close your army is and how it was like a family that fight the world for control YESS that's how you know your in the right fam lol well better make myself some food and spend my time reading something interesting on watt pad or animate on frame cast or something like that. You play the song sweater weather and say "hey Tord isn't this the song you wanted to hear on the rooftop?" He just nods and says here you look cold, he hands you his red sweater and you put it on "Great a red sweater with my black short shorts what a look am I missing the kitten leggings or maybe kitty cat ears oh wait it's the pockeys isn't it? No I got it wrong isn't it's the tentacles yeah that's what's missing huh." Tord laughs and says ok I get it I read lewd magazines but hey don't need to bring it up now." You two laugh as you walk out the room and Tord picks you up and carries you bridal style and you find this shocking because you ruled an army for goodness sake this was new and then you thought I must be so heavy geez I should really feel more normal but this is so new to me it feels weird in a good way you feel like his grip loosened and freak out a bit and throw your arms around his neck to not fall and he laughs "Wow scared I'm going to drop you your light don't worry I wouldn't." You feel he puts you down near the kitchen as Edd was cooking and ran up to Edd to give him a big hug and ask "Whatcha cooking bro?" He laughs and says "Gee chillax it's some food but that's a surprise so just be patient." You see that it was already pretty late and you get a call "gee my friend is having girl problems she needs someone to talk to her privately don't disturb!" You run to the roof because why not and sit at the edge and your soldier Yazzy told you the news of how the raid went and it apparently did happen at the time you said it would but the Yazzy told you what went down and how...
Tord's POV
I walk up to check on y/n after a while and see they're not in our room hehe our room you liiiikkkeeeeyyyyy them Dere y/n don't u turd n-no I can't lie to myself I did like them but how would I tell them I was planning on killing them too because they would come after me if I killed Edd SOO maybe ugh having a crush sure gets in your way talking bout y/n I needed to call them down for Edds food and I hear them scream and see them jump off the roof I run out just in time to catch them  in my arms haha cheesy but hey they weren't hurt and they looked shocked and I asked "what was that what happened Y-y/n!?" They look up at me with a either horrified or really happy look either way it was adorable and I carry them back inside but they didn't say if the reason the hopped off the roof was out of bad or good news so I let them bee mo- I let them have their moment and we eat and Edd says we should watch a movie and all of us agree but y/n looked tired so during the final credits I see they are asleep and do I check what the news was about and go on y/n's phone or just let them tell me later hmmm I'm a leader for goodness sake gimme dat phone I snatched it and see a password 'Darnit' oh well but what if you get a notification and sure enough a notification popped up and it said
Luke: Goodnight y/n! Sweet dreams can't wait to see ya
wHO IS THIS PERSON THAT Y/N is dating?! AHHH y/n is mine! Wow there getting possessive I see gee I never asked if they were even dating heck I don't know much about y/n at all they I guess cleverly hide things about them but why? I'm to tired might as well sleep "G'night y/n" I'm pretty sure I was blushing like crazy when I carried y/n to my bed and climbed in with them and gave them a peck on the check. This person clung onto me and cuddled into me and was asleep through it all wow such a tease even when they're asleep oh well they are beautiful and gorgeous so it don't matter if they're a single Pringles then they will become mine *yawn* either way they will end up being mine...

A/N hey there I have fury gud spellin and grimmer don u tell meh anything different because grammar good very much wow have a cookie sorry I took the Oreos here have a chocolate chip or is it raisin?🍪