Leader Love Tord x Reader

Shaken

Tord's POV
After game night, sure that was embarrassing falling for their trick but Tom knew I liked y/n and he played me like that what a good friend but hey I should be ready to let them all go once I destroy their base tomorrow is beach day and I was ready to move for the weekend but needed to check on a little something, I walked to the picture of all of us together and Edd drew a mustache on me so nobody decided to take it down thankfully because right behind it was a lever ready for action but since they planned a beach trip I couldn't help it if I just used that after some fun right? Of course and it would be swell to see y/n in a bathing suit running and swimming and shoot my nose is bleeding thank goodness before I had any more unholy thoughts I ran to the bathroom and heard y/n fall out of bed and groan "Haha you can't even get out of bed!" I shouted unsure why then holy mother of Irene y/n's speed was over 9000 because they charged in and said "Welcome to standing up school." What in the world then I suddenly get kicked in the lag and then caught in y/n embrace face to face with them and I swear my face was the same color as my hoodie then they lean in and my breathing gets faster and so does my heart beat I wish this wasn't over I wish this wasn't a dream then as they lean in I pucker up my lips a little and they drop me and yelled "AAAnddd you failed!" Omfg y/n just stood there laughing as I realized what they just did a reference to Toms asdf movies I'm so stupid and now my nose I bleeding which blends in with my skin rn and y/n is laughing at me 'I always seem to make a fool of myself for goodness sake I should be the one making a fool of them I'm the only army leader here after all!' The last thought sunk in and then I go up to y/n and bite their neck "Aughhh TORD oh my Irene what was that for!?" I smirked now what I just bit their neck and I couldn't come up with an excuse so I just said "I marked you now you are my pet!" They looked at me with the 'wtf' face and suddenly their expression changed when they realized what I said and magically a present from the gods I had a collar in my hoodie pocket so I tackle y/n and put the color on 'perfect revenge is sweet they feel like a fool and-"M-master~ are you going to punish me have I been a bad pet~" I sat on top of them shocked at what they said and stood like a fish with my mouth open unable to say anything and they shoved me off them and somehow put a collar on me "This wasn't supposed to happen like this!" I hissed. "Aww you have been a bad pet time for punishment!" Was this literally how the day started!? How why did this happen then y/n holds me by a leash saying "Cmon time for punishment Tordie~" oh shit that turned me on a little did I have a kink or wtf Tord kill them they are getting to you but what if they joined my army~ ARE you hearing yourself right now!? What was happening they led me to my bedroom and layed me down on the bed and started stripping "what is happening right now is this real?" "Oh but Tord don't you want me or-" suddenly instead of them stripping it showed me killing them with the robot I planned to use shooting a missile straight at their broken self they cried while I laughed like a maniac "NO NO NO WHY WHY I WOULDNT DO THIS!" Oh but of course this is what we planned this is what you planned isn't it no I didn't want to hurt y/n I....lo...ved....them?
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I woke up covered in sweat was that a dream ohmygosh it must have been that wasn't a scary thought at all nope of course not its what I wanted to do but to be honest why the living heck would I dream that way about y/n I mean they still are my roomies younger sibling but I'm mean wait what if I -checks the picture of all three of them together here Tord hid the lever- alright it's still up I probably shouldn't lift it right now they might see little did he know they already saw then Tord walks in the bathroom to check if he actually had a nosebleed and surely enough he did and felt dejavu they I heard y/n fall out of bed but now he didn't shout and they still entered the bathroom and said "mourning Turd why -yawn- are you bluudin." Clearly sleepy or so he thought then they said "oh Welcome to standing up school." Wait this was too famil-great they kicked me down and now they leaned in but my BOI instinct still made me blush and I grabbed their face and almost touched lips then they dropped me sooner than expected "aaannnndd you failemmmphhh!?" That last part was caused by the reason that I grabbed their face before they dropped me so I guess we both failed at 'standing up school' and they kissed me!? Well I was going to do it anyway but holy cow that jumped over the moon I may be ampervert but surprisingly that was my first kiss (#armyleaderhasitsdownsides) and if things couldn't get better Edd walks in snaps a picture then walks out and y/n just gets up nonchalantly and walks out so was I the only one shocked at what happened!? What did happen just get up and go to the room and sleep it's what I need now  yeah I umm just am unsure about how I feel and-
Your POV
Well it wasn't my fault I kissed Tord it was his and Edd understood because that poor lonely soul couldn't stand a chance against my beauty to be honest that was probably his first kiss I wouldn't doubt it but (#armyleaderhasitsdownsides club) it was mines first too and when I ran in to change guess who came charging after me yup Tord he entered the room and my instinct told me to throw the nearest thing at him which was well my sniff DSIXL but it had the case on so I hope it didn't get too damaged oh yeah turd he'll be alright oh no the picture of Edd and his friends fell it was my fault for dropping Tord better go put it up everyone for some reason quickly left for groceries for tomorrow so it was me and Tord and this suspicious lever behind the picture being the curious one I was I of course flipped it and lo and behold our room became a lab filled with toys (guns hentai bombs weapons of mass destruction ect) I could use these things so I just called Yazzy Luke Paul and Patryck to come over and excuse the sleeping turd and they cleared the whole room in a second and before they left I heard Paul mutter something to pat and demanded to hear what they said Paul looked at me and said "I recognize that hoodie it was from our old leader he wore that hoodie while being with his friends and this is where he lived so we think that man sleeping is our old leade Tord." You excused them and they left you alone with Tord to think of course y/n was smart enough to close the lab and take the robot with the help of Paul and pat. You grab a knife and Tord slightly wakes up with you on top of him ready to kill him and take his head as a prize to make his army surrender but he got the wrong idea...
Tord's POV
Y/n sat on my lap I top of me staring at me when I woke up and my face couldn't hold the fed hidden so I sat there like an idiot while they said "Hmm I didn't expect you to wake up Turd your reTORDed you should've stayed asleep it would make things easier..." "what are you talking about y/n?" I see them pull out a knife and I freeze paralyzed this has to be another dream "I was knife to meet you but it seems I'm going to have to cut your life short and slice your army down with my knife.....heheheh ahhh Turd you made this so easy to target you~" "y/n what's wrong I'm not playing around who sent you to do this I swear if it was that menacing purple leader!?" I didn't understand what would they offer them if they killed me!? If only I knew at the time god I was so stupid and blunt y/n looked shocked and said "t-the purple army sent me?! You think the leader sent me?" I nod and pull them into a hug "What did they offer you I can double it your not this type of person y/n come to your senses why did the leader send you did he appoint you of did you want to take the job?" Y/n looked absolutely stunned and at a loss for words did I say something wrong or are they coming to their senses "T-the leader appointed me and he knows your the red army leader and they are targeting you but I think it's only the leader and his second in commands that know this information of who you really are they didn't want the whole army going after you and since he offered to protect my brother I couldn't take any chances since I was willing to do it for Edd sorry turd I did say I was willing I'm an undercover spy so he appointed me and and...." I couldn't tell if they were bluffing or not but at least they stopped attacking and the knife fell on the ground I should get as much information as I could from them they could help me finally beat the undefeated purple army "y/n it's ok the purple army won't even get close to you your safe with me." I pulled them in a hug and heard them start to cry or laugh but under the circumstances I thought they were crying
Your POV
Oh the irony Tord wanted to protect me from the purple army but I ruled it but I kept the act up hoping he would buy it and he did sucker! He dug his own grave now I got close 'keep your friends close but your enemies closer' I remember it hurts the most when the person you trust the most betrays you so that is what my plan was oh poor dense Tord he wasn't the brightest tack in the box and I laughed but played it off to seem like I cried but my plan worked he thinks I was hired to kill him when I could've hired someone to do it so why don't you do it y/n why don't you kill him already your a sick weirdo you build up your enemies trust only to shatter their soul and still seem like the better person you just want to see them suffer it's not like you don't hehehehhehehehehhahahahhahHAHAHAHAHAH this will be fun~ but I need sleep so ehh I'm already comfortable
Bonus Matts POV
I walked in helping with the groceries and almost dropped them when I saw the cut y/n x Tord moment AHHH they fell asleep and y/n was sitting on Tord and he woke up a little but didn't see me record him carrying y/n to their room and I swear I saw him lay down in the bed together to sleep but after we put the things away I looked closer and I saw Tord give y/n a kiss on the forehead and whisper 'love ya' while walking but didn't make a big commotion of it even thought I was dying of fangirling but I mean it's not the only secret I'm keeping from the guys....

A/n haven't updated in a while sry nobody noticed anyway probably ehh I wrote this instead of doing my project that's due tomorrow what's wrong with me and I'm listening to creepy pasta songs and right now as I'm finishing this a fnaf  song is playing tmi no one is gonna read this I think but have your chapterly cookie 🍪

I should start on that project shoot BAI