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mom
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mom
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mom
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mommm
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mommmmmmmmmmmmm
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mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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mother
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woman who birthed me
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parental figure
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fathers wife
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mommm
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god but female and mortal sent at 11:15 PM
Child it is 11 PM
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the times at the top of my phone too mom
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god but female and mortal sent at 11:15 PM
The point is why are you contacting me via a cellular device at this time
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you know when i broke my phone and had to get a new one
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god but female and mortal sent at 11:15 PM
It's pretty hard to forget
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well i lost all the contents on my phone
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god but female and mortal sent at 11:16 PM
You did in fact shout this at the top of your lungs when you got your new phone so yes I'm aware
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do you think i could get any of it back
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god but female and mortal sent at 11:16 PM
Your phone was returned to the shop months ago so I would say no
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NOT THE ACTUAL PHONE the data that was in it!
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god but female and mortal sent at 11:17 PM
Well how am I supposed to know
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youre mom you know everything
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god but female and mortal sent at 11:17 PM
I don't know why I gave birth to a child like you
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because im wonderful and a postive contribution to humanity
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god but female and mortal sent at 11:18 PM
You're constantly texting your friends about dicks
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....thats code for pancakes
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god but female and mortal sent at 11:18 PM
That's not a whole lot less concerning. Go to sleep Vik
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you dont get to tell me what to do youre not my wait yes you are
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fine mom
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god but female and mortal sent at 11:19 PM
My own kid just forgot I'm his mother. I want to put him up for adoption
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some lighthearted banter before things go to shit
the cover is by InfinityHope-Myst
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Fuck Me✯Vikklan AU
Fanfictionplease dont read this book. it is literal shitposting and i want it to die. in which a group of gay (AND BISEXUAL) boys use and abuse their ability to text. chock full of stupid memes, bad puns, innuendos, and tøp references. [highest ranking: #27...
